tOfficial Night Shift Thread, get your kicks on v66, and do your f*cking time card

[huskers1217]

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[Hu War Yu]

Dirty martinis are an abomination. They should be banned.

Disagree, I like em both ways

 

[CorpRebel]

Maybe they're trying to encourage them to exercise.
Aren't Costcos really big stores where having to walk from one side to another is the most exercise the hoverround crew may have gotten in years?

Win win

You mean they don't have those Wally World (Walmart) style electric scooters to scoot the "extra wide bodies" around the store/warehouse in?

 

[huskers1217]

Disagree, I like em both ways

thats what @tabascojet rm said

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

You mean they don't have those Wally World (Walmart) style electric scooters to scoot the "extra wide bodies" around the store/warehouse in?

I swear, the first time I saw one of those hoverrrounds in real life (up to that point, I'd only really seen one in that episode of Seinfeld*), I was visiting Kentucky and at the Kroger where my mama used to shop.
I thought they were so the elderly could get around the grocery store more easily.
Then I noticed the people who were using them were far too young to need something like a hoverround, then I noticed most of them had asses so big they needed to turn sideways to fit through the door.

*

 

[Mofo]

Dirty martinis are an abomination. They should be banned.

It's an effective way to cover up the disgusting taste of gin.

 

[huskers1217]

You mean they don't have those Wally World (Walmart) style electric scooters to scoot the "extra wide bodies" around the store/warehouse in?

I just push Doles gfs around in one of these

 

[huskers1217]

It's an effective way to cover up the disgusting taste of gin.

winner 100%

gin sucks

 

[moxie]

winner 100%

gin sucks

You’re a fucking pervert

 

[huskers1217]

You’re a fucking pervert

 

[gobigred]

I just push Doles gfs around in one of these

You think that’s big enough ?

 

[moxie]

You need a dedicated person just to finish a tiny jar of them ....I suppose Hu and moxie could put them in mini martinis

I had a friend whose little brother would just eat capers out of the jar by the spoonful. He must be the one getting the drums from Costco.

I bought a jar a couple weeks ago just to have them on hand. I actually don’t like them, but I do enjoy them when they are berries.

 

[Mofo]

I just push Doles gfs around in one of these

Warehouses? I'm not sure that one in the picture is big enough for one of his hoes...

 

[tabascojet]

thats what @tabascojet rm said

Maybe last decade.....been in this lease a long time

 

[steelerssb]

I like em both ways

 

[Hu War Yu]

It's an effective way to cover up the disgusting taste of gin.

winner 100%

gin sucks

I oughta slap the taste buds out y'all's mouths-- upon further reflection, it appears somebody already did, which would be the only logical explanation for why you think Gin tastes bad

 

[moxie]

I oughta slap the taste buds out y'all's mouths-- upon further reflection, it appears somebody already did, which would be the only logical explanation for why you think Gin tastes bad

And they’re perverts! Don’t forget that they are total per-verts, period-t*!


*Is that how the kids say it?

 

[Dolemite censored]

I hardly drink martinis anymore, but when I did, I told the bartender to pour the gin, look at the vermouth bottle but don't touch it, and put the olives on the side.

 

[Dolemite censored]

A martini is gin. A vodka martini needs to be identified and disclosed as such.

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

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Thank you for posting that!

It reminded me I'd bookmarked something to post and tag you (it made me think of you), but then I forgot about it.

It's almost better this way, though, 'cause it can give you ideas for Halloween (and time to practice walking).