tOfficial Night Shift Thread, get your kicks on v66, and do your f*cking time card

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Trying not to be annoyed but seeing as how I’m petty AF, I’ll bitch here:
Go to BevMo to pick up some necessities and the checker asks me if I found everything okay. No, I did not. Need some vodker but the one I want isn’t on the shelf. But there’s some boxes on the top that *might* be what I need. But this fucker can’t do shit all about it because his ass is parked in a wheelchair. So his coworker interrupts and gets what I need. Wheelchair dude is inspecting my choices and chopping it up, stuttering like a fool trying too hard, whatevs. I engage because I don’t see color or whatever. Ask for a bag of ice then he asks if I need a bag. Yes, please. Is my response. This lazy, crippled bitch gets the bag, thrusts it at me from his diminutive position, then says, “here- you can bag it”. Then sits & watches me put my shit in the bag.
Fuck you. You wanted this job to feel “normal”, put that shit in my bag! I’m so annoyed. I don’t really know how to use Reddit, so…
Am I the asshole?
 
Also- I really need to stop fighting inanimate objects. I’m only hurting myself :pout:
 
moxie said:
Trying not to be annoyed but seeing as how I’m petty AF, I’ll bitch here:
Go to BevMo to pick up some necessities and the checker asks me if I found everything okay. No, I did not. Need some vodker but the one I want isn’t on the shelf. But there’s some boxes on the top that *might* be what I need. But this fucker can’t do shit all about it because his ass is parked in a wheelchair. So his coworker interrupts and gets what I need. Wheelchair dude is inspecting my choices and chopping it up, stuttering like a fool trying too hard, whatevs. I engage because I don’t see color or whatever. Ask for a bag of ice then he asks if I need a bag. Yes, please. Is my response. This lazy, crippled bitch gets the bag, thrusts it at me from his diminutive position, then says, “here- you can bag it”. Then sits & watches me put my shit in the bag.
Fuck you. You wanted this job to feel “normal”, put that shit in my bag! I’m so annoyed. I don’t really know how to use Reddit, so…
Am I the asshole?
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You are always the asshole :heh:
 
There’s a crinkle in this roll of paper towels. I can return it to Costco and get a new case, right?
 
moxie said:
Trying not to be annoyed but seeing as how I’m petty AF, I’ll bitch here:
Go to BevMo to pick up some necessities and the checker asks me if I found everything okay. No, I did not. Need some vodker but the one I want isn’t on the shelf. But there’s some boxes on the top that *might* be what I need. But this fucker can’t do shit all about it because his ass is parked in a wheelchair. So his coworker interrupts and gets what I need. Wheelchair dude is inspecting my choices and chopping it up, stuttering like a fool trying too hard, whatevs. I engage because I don’t see color or whatever. Ask for a bag of ice then he asks if I need a bag. Yes, please. Is my response. This lazy, crippled bitch gets the bag, thrusts it at me from his diminutive position, then says, “here- you can bag it”. Then sits & watches me put my shit in the bag.
Fuck you. You wanted this job to feel “normal”, put that shit in my bag! I’m so annoyed. I don’t really know how to use Reddit, so…
Am I the asshole?
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A photo would have helped my decision
 
Peter Gozintite said:
A photo would have helped my decision
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He looked like Bubbles but dumber. And he legit stuttered. I was trying to be patient but fuck! When is it acceptable to just cleanse the goddamn gene pool?!


I think my neighbors are fighting! BRB!
 
Hey! Wtf! Where’s that other third gay homosexual faggot site owner? Why didn’t :nono: work?
 
She just fucking bit me!!!

Also- how much should I be paying for an alignment for my car?

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moxie said:
You fucking bitch! Did you know it’s Mean Girls Day?

YOU CAN’T SIT WITH US!!!
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Is that right...I showed up to beasts vb game today and I see a pink ribbon in her hair and others. I turn to the mom next to me and remark about the last time I saw her wear anything pink had to be over 5 years ago. Traded her eyeblack for face sparkles. Now it makes more sense.
 
tabascojet said:
Is that right...I showed up to beasts vb game today and I see a pink ribbon in her hair and others. I turn to the mom next to me and remark about the last time I saw her wear anything pink had to be over 5 years ago. Traded her eyeblack for face sparkles. Now it makes more sense.
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It’s also titty cancer month so that might just maybe trump mean girls, but fuck those buttholes who believes that ?
 
moxie said:
You fucking bitch! Did you know it’s Mean Girls Day?

YOU CAN’T SIT WITH US!!!
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Mean Girls GIF by filmeditor
 
moxie said:
It’s also titty cancer month so that might just maybe trump mean girls, but fuck those buttholes who believes that ?
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It's also disability pride month you INSENSITIVE NORMIE

Bubbles should file a grievance
 
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