tOfficial Night Shift Thread, get your kicks on v66, and do your f*cking time card

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Hu War Yu said:
Same across the river. But our stores are happy to sell you a few re-usable bags if you forgot yours.

It's not a problem if I'm coming from home and can grab a few bags, but there are plenty of days when Kitchen Lady will text: "stop by the store on your way home from work, we need X, Y, and W"
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Our problem is when we forget to put the bags back in the car and have left all of them at home hanging on the kitchen chair.... :facepalm:
 
williewilliejuan said:
California did that a long time ago as well. Here in Texas, they’re giving away bags like they’re getting paid to do so.
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I have been noticing that paper straws are everywhere here in las vegas. It is so fucking stupid. We are in the middle of the fucking desert, and I cant see how any of our straws are ending up in the ocean.
 
Peter Gozintite said:
I have been noticing that paper straws are everywhere here in las vegas. It is so fucking stupid. We are in the middle of the fucking desert, and I cant see how any of our straws are ending up in the ocean.
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The paper straw thing is ridiculous. They can’t figure out how to make one that doesn’t lose all structural integrity halfway through your drink?
 
williewilliejuan said:
The paper straw thing is ridiculous. They can’t figure out how to make one that doesn’t lose all structural integrity halfway through your drink?
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Got one that was semi decent last week at taco bell...I unfortunately left it in the drink in the frig overnight where it succumbed to its engineering faults
 
Peter Gozintite said:
I have been noticing that paper straws are everywhere here in las vegas. It is so fucking stupid. We are in the middle of the fucking desert, and I cant see how any of our straws are ending up in the ocean.
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They probably endanger some desert marmoset, or sand mouse, or scorpion, or something.
williewilliejuan said:
The paper straw thing is ridiculous. They can’t figure out how to make one that doesn’t lose all structural integrity halfway through your drink?
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This is why plastic straws were invented in the first place.

Better yet, drink from the side of the glass, like a man
 
Peter Gozintite said:
hahaha! So the other day the wife and I go grab a few things. I grab a gallon of milk off the stand, after being checked, and put it in the cart. It has a handle, and doesnt generally need a bag, right? So The kid takes the jug back out of the cart and puts it in a bag. I just looked at him a bit befuddled. I tried to make his job easier, and he went out of his way to make it harder. They used to ask if you wanted the milk in a bag.
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We get charged 10-15 cents per bag so that’s their motivation to put 2 things in each bag.

I, however, am apparently super special and I always seem to get the fuckstick bagger who thinks it’s cool to put 12 canned items in the same fucking bag so that it weighs roughly a fuckton.
 
Stupid emergency alert test was early!! Fuckers totally interrupted me *just* as I was about to put it in airplane mode!!
 
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