tOfficial Night Shift Thread, get your kicks on v66, and do your f*cking time card

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Silk really keeps the family jewels on point all day long....
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Music to listen to while you torture your GF with a hot crack pipe.
 
Word.


And fuck the dodgers! Saw ol’ glasses face help them lose again last night. Just one more for the garter snakes and the mlb world will be back to “meh. Whatevs. I was waiting for hockey to start anyway” for me.

It's almost college basketball season for me.

And fuck the Dodgers.

(I just made a similar post, hit post, it showed up twice, so I deleted one of them, and they both disappeared ... or I'm hallucinating.)
 
Great time of the year for sports. Baseball, football, hockey and basketball are all going on.
Bad time for Hu's marriage:

Hu's wife: who's playing?
Hu: Texas and Baltimore
HW: go Baltimore! How many games have they won?
<Screen flashes graphic that shows they've lost 7 straight playoff games>
Hu: there's your answer
HW: so that doesn't tell me how many games they've won in this series
Hu: :L
 
Bad time for Hu's marriage:

Hu's wife: who's playing?
Hu: Texas and Baltimore
HW: go Baltimore! How many games have they won?
<Screen flashes graphic that shows they've lost 7 straight playoff games>
Hu: there's your answer
HW: so that doesn't tell me how many games they've won in this series
Hu: :facepalm:

The mistake almost all men make is to present logic to a (real) female. It does not work.
 
The one who beats women but they still employ?
Uh. Yeah. No…gonna have to narrow it down a bit more than that. Remember- it’s the dodgers we’re talking about!

Jk. I mean, not jk, jk. Just JK-

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Uh. Yeah. No…gonna have to narrow it down a bit more than that. Remember- it’s the dodgers we’re talking about!

Jk. I mean, not jk, jk. Just JK-

Sad Los Angeles Dodgers GIF by Jomboy Media
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@tabascojet, you raise an interesting question for our dear friend @moxie.

@moxie, what do you think about magic mushrooms just north of you in Oregon? Do they still repulse you? Or are you game?
I have a friend who grinds them to powder, then puts it in capsules. No need to try to swallow them whole or try to hide on pizza.

I also have another friend who gave me these:
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But they do have inconsistent results.
 
Word.


And fuck the dodgers! Saw ol’ glasses face help them lose again last night. Just one more for the garter snakes and the mlb world will be back to “meh. Whatevs. I was waiting for hockey to start anyway” for me.

How'd the Giants do last night? :heh:
 
Word.


And fuck the dodgers! Saw ol’ glasses face help them lose again last night. Just one more for the garter snakes and the mlb world will be back to “meh. Whatevs. I was waiting for hockey to start anyway” for me.

How'd the Giants do last night? :heh:

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:pop2::martini:
 
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