tOfficial Night Shift Thread, get your kicks on v66, and do your f*cking time card

[moxie]

I’ve gotten two emails all day at work.

Get about 2-3 a day on average here.

I could get used to this.

How the fuck? I just counted mine… I’ve had 213 and my day is barely halfway over! Wtf?!

 

[huskers1217]

work emails are like the light bills ...


they don't need answered until the "following up on my email from 10/5..."

 

[Dolemite censored]

 

[moxie]

And...

Those were all the rage here a couple years ago. But they put a straw in for everyone who is sharing it (it fits a whole bottle of champagne + juice). Do you know how much backwash can slip back down a straw? Pass!!

 

[Inquisitor]

work emails are like the light bills ...


they don't need answered until the "following up on my email from 10/5..."

Fantastic wisdom that needs to be saved for posterity.

 

[huskers1217]

Those were all the rage here a couple years ago. But they put a straw in for everyone who is sharing it (it fits a whole bottle of champagne + juice). Do you know how much backwash can slip back down a straw? Pass!!

i ever tell you about the time i was at some piano bar and ordered one of those huge fucking drinks that cost like $27. it was like in a bucket with 4 straws...

I'm a drunk... I take out all the straws except for mine..

fucking waitress comes by and puts another straw in it and starts drinking with me...

bitch..you drink you pay..I'm not welfare here.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

thats my achilles heel. once you start a job 2-3 is nice.. you get comfortable...then 75 start coming in a day then you are like wtf....and start deleting them all without looking at them.

Oh no pal, even the seasoned people are getting like 7-10 a day. I can’t even grasp if this job is real yet.

 

[huskers1217]

** secretly slides his resume to deep dish

 

[Dolemite censored]

Those were all the rage here a couple years ago. But they put a straw in for everyone who is sharing it (it fits a whole bottle of champagne + juice). Do you know how much backwash can slip back down a straw? Pass!!

 

[moxie]

i ever tell you about the time i was at some piano bar and ordered one of those huge fucking drinks that cost like $27. it was like in a bucket with 4 straws...

I'm a drunk... I take out all the straws except for mine..

fucking waitress comes by and puts another straw in it and starts drinking with me...

bitch..you drink you pay..I'm not welfare here.

Awww, hell to the naw-naw-naw! That should’ve earned you a new comped one!

 

[gobigred]

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Here you go. Not sure why I'm being so generous.

Maybe I want to see a Game 5.

I see your $1,000 but don't have anything to raise it with.

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5k on the Fillies

 

[Dolemite censored]

i ever tell you about the time i was at some piano bar and ordered one of those huge fucking drinks that cost like $27. it was like in a bucket with 4 straws...

I'm a drunk... I take out all the straws except for mine..

fucking waitress comes by and puts another straw in it and starts drinking with me...

bitch..you drink you pay..I'm not welfare here.

What a scam. Another one is where the woman next to you at a bar strikes up a conversation and you can tell you have no chance with her, and then she expects you to offer to pay her tab. Not gonna happen.

 

[Dolemite censored]

i ever tell you about the time i was at some piano bar and ordered one of those huge fucking drinks that cost like $27. it was like in a bucket with 4 straws...

$27 !!!! Fuck that noise.

I only go to bars during early or late happy hours.

 

[CorpRebel]

$27 !!!! Fuck that noise.

I only go to bars during early or late happy hours.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Office commute has gone from 6 minutes to 12 doe.

 

[Hu War Yu]

Office commute has gone from 6 minutes to 12 doe.

Oh you poor thing

That's 6 fewer minutes to fume at your no-class neighbors

 

[huskers1217]

Office commute has gone from 6 minutes to 12 doe.

right now, im about 31 mins...

no I don't live at Target just near.

afraid of @gobigred stalking me if I put in my exact address

 

[huskers1217]

happy jihad day... it was nice knowing you all

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[Hu War Yu]

happy jihad day... it was nice knowing you all

LAPD stepping up security amid call for ‘Global Day of Jihad’

It’s the sixth day of continued retaliations and airstrikes from Israel into Gaza. Many areas in the land where over 2 million people live have been turned into rubble. The death toll in Isra…

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NYPD already stepped up activity earlier this week

 

[gobigred]

right now, im about 31 mins...

no I don't live at Target just near.

afraid of @gobigred stalking me if I put in my exact address

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Pretty sure you were already stupid enough to post your actual name before soooooo…..