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There appears to be a smelly situation in College Station:
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“Not many people know this, but Texas A&M has hired a new nutrition coordinator and they utilize grains much more than protein,” the Insider® claimed.
And what does that mean to those of us who eat chicken wings and suck down draft beers? Go on.
“The theory is that by eating more grains that the players will have more stamina. The problem is, what they are ingesting causes gas and it is not typical every day gas.
“This is chronic and it leads to a lot of problems, including fatigue. Several folks with inside knowledge of the program have told me that this is a real problem and the players have complained about it. It is an intestinal issue and that type of gas is not normal. When you have players passing gas literally every play that is a problem. I think you could tell in the 4th quarter that the Aggies were struggling. The training table and nutrition is vital to any teams success.”
Investigators even think they have a smoking gun in the form of A&M defensive lineman McKinnley Jackson’s (alleged) poop pants that were on full display during a first-half Vols touchdown from Jacob Warren.
Is Fart 'Fatigue' To Blame For Texas A&M's Struggles? -- OutKick Investigation
The smell of disappointment & disgusting greasy broccoli farts are reportedly wafting through the air in College Station. Explosive allegations are
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“Not many people know this, but Texas A&M has hired a new nutrition coordinator and they utilize grains much more than protein,” the Insider® claimed.
And what does that mean to those of us who eat chicken wings and suck down draft beers? Go on.
“The theory is that by eating more grains that the players will have more stamina. The problem is, what they are ingesting causes gas and it is not typical every day gas.
“This is chronic and it leads to a lot of problems, including fatigue. Several folks with inside knowledge of the program have told me that this is a real problem and the players have complained about it. It is an intestinal issue and that type of gas is not normal. When you have players passing gas literally every play that is a problem. I think you could tell in the 4th quarter that the Aggies were struggling. The training table and nutrition is vital to any teams success.”
Investigators even think they have a smoking gun in the form of A&M defensive lineman McKinnley Jackson’s (alleged) poop pants that were on full display during a first-half Vols touchdown from Jacob Warren.
