Deep Thoughts By Deion Sanders

[Wild Turkey]

Deion Sanders Reveals The 3 Things 'Black Folks Don't Do'

Colorado head football coach Deion Sanders - ever heard of him? - has finally revealed the three things black people will not do.

www.outkick.com

3 Things Black Folks Don't Do:

- Deep-sea Dive
- Bungee Jump
- Noodling

Very interesting take on noodling:

“I hate catfish,” Sanders said. “(They) take all your bait food. They eat every dern thing. They get on your nerves. I’m not getting in the water to do that, first of all. I’m not a swimmer, either. That is unbelievable.”

He isn't just the hottest coach in CFB, he is a philosopher extraordinaire.

 

[fishinabarrel]

Catfish is only good if it's cooked in Louisiana.

 

[SJ76]

Also:

Ice skating and swimming in the ocean

 

[Handicappers]

hiking
camping
national park visiting

 

[BadMotoWeazal]

Catfish is only good if it's cooked in Louisiana.

WTF????

 

[Wild Turkey]

hiking
camping
national park visiting

 

[occupant]

Catfish is only good if it's cooked in Louisiana.

 

[Wild Turkey]

Catfish is only good if it's farm raised.

Fixed it for you. Those things are trash feeders and live on the bottom if you eat wild catfish they taste like mud.

 

[stakesarehigh]

tip

wait what?

I mean yodel

 

[Dolemite censored]

Also:

Ice skating and swimming in the ocean

False. I've done both. In winter there are ice rinks created in parks on Chicago's south side - lots of black skaters.

Also lived in L.A. and swam off Venice beach, Santa Monica beach and Malibu beach. In Hawaii, swam off Maui.

 

[Dolemite censored]

hiking
camping
national park visiting

Done all three, except my idea of camping is a heated cabin with a kitchen and indoor plumbing.

 

[Wild Turkey]

Done all three, except my idea of camping is a heated cabin with a kitchen and indoor plumbing.

That's not a color thing that is a smart thing.

 

[fishinabarrel]

WTF????

Fixed it for you. Those things are trash feeders and live on the bottom if you eat wild catfish they taste like mud.

Maybe the farm raised thing is key then bc I've had it multiple times in different places and the only place I actually enjoyed it was Louisiana.

 

[dhoey]

Maybe the farm raised thing is key then bc I've had it multiple times in different places and the only place I actually enjoyed it was Louisiana.

The mud taste of catfish is from the fat. It's not like a salmon or steelhead where the fat tastes ok. Get all the yellow off the catfish and it will taste good.

 

[Red_Alert]

Done all three, except my idea of camping is a heated cabin with a kitchen and indoor plumbing.

That's called glamping.

I converted an old shed out by my pond into a 2 bedroom, 1 bath, living room, w/kitchenette, for friends and family to come out and glamp.

 

[Deep Creek]

Fixed it for you. Those things are trash feeders and live on the bottom if you eat wild catfish they taste like mud.

What’s the line from the movie? Something like, “You know what the difference is between a lawyer and a bottom dwelling, scum sucking catfish? One of them is a fish.”

 

[CoalTrain]

Done all three, except my idea of camping is a heated cabin with a kitchen and indoor plumbing.

That’s called “glamping” my brother, glamping.
And ain’t nuthin wrong with it either…

 

[SJ76]

False. I've done both. In winter there are ice rinks created in parks on Chicago's south side - lots of black skaters.

Also lived in L.A. and swam off Venice beach, Santa Monica beach and Malibu beach. In Hawaii, swam off Maui.

You black? I thought you were Asian.

Haha love the internet

And I was being sarcastic a bit. You don’t see alot of black people in the ocean.

 

[Huskers4me]

national park visiting

Have you looked into The Missing 411?
So many people visit and don’t come home and many times are never found.

 

[Dolemite censored]

You don’t see alot of black people in the ocean.

Sharks and stinging jellyfish are a couple of reasons.