tOfficial Night Shift Thread, get your kicks on v66, and do your f*cking time card

[huskers1217]

how does a car get this mangled..damn

Woman dies after speeding driver slams into her at red light in SE Houston, police say

HPD said another driver at the intersection saw the suspect speeding in her rear view mirror and was able to move out of the way, but the victim did not.

abc13.com

 

[Hu War Yu]

Eyewear protection would have been a better pun.

Don't be gross

 

[Dolemite censored]

Don't be gross

That's how eye roll....

 

[Hu War Yu]

This is a head nod, not eye related. It’s different.

So she's a little butch

 

[moxie]

Pffft..ALL the finance ladies at my place eyeball-screw me every day...but I don't post about it

oops

 

[Hu War Yu]

Does this count as flirting?

 

[moxie]

Does this count as flirting?

Do you want it to?

 

[Hu War Yu]

Do you want it to?

 

[huskers1217]

Odds to win 2024 World Series​

Team	Odds
Braves	13-2
Dodgers	7-1
Astros	9-1
Rangers	9-1
Phillies	10-1
Rays	15-1
Yankees	15-1
Blue Jays	16-1
Orioles	16-1
Padres	16-1
Mariners	20-1
Diamondbacks	25-1
Mets	25-1
Twins	25-1
Cubs	30-1
Red Sox	30-1
Giants	40-1
Brewers	50-1
Cardinals	50-1
Marlins	50-1
Reds	50-1
Angels	60-1
Guardians	60-1
Pirates	60-1
Tigers	60-1
Nationals	100-1
Royals	100-1
White Sox	100-1
Athletics	150-1
Rockies	150-1

 

[huskers1217]

at the beginning of the season rangers were 50-1

 

[huskers1217]

@Dolemite censored you think @moxie has ever seen one of these?

https://www.cnn.com/travel/tarantula-car-accident-death-valley-national-park/index.html

 

[Hu War Yu]

Odds to win 2024 World Series​

Team	Odds
Braves	13-2
Dodgers	7-1
Astros	9-1
Rangers	9-1
Phillies	10-1
Rays	15-1
Yankees	15-1
Blue Jays	16-1
Orioles	16-1
Padres	16-1
Mariners	20-1
Diamondbacks	25-1
Mets	25-1
Twins	25-1
Cubs	30-1
Red Sox	30-1
Giants	40-1
Brewers	50-1
Cardinals	50-1
Marlins	50-1
Reds	50-1
Angels	60-1
Guardians	60-1
Pirates	60-1
Tigers	60-1
Nationals	100-1
Royals	100-1
White Sox	100-1
Athletics	150-1
Rockies	150-1

LOL at the Mets getting better odds than Miami, Cincinnati, or Pittsburgh

 

[huskers1217]

LOL at the Mets getting better odds than Miami, Cincinnati, or Pittsburgh

they are already saying.. whoever otani signs with will move up to the braves level if not over the braves.

 

[moxie]

Odds to win 2024 World Series​

Team	Odds
Braves	13-2
Dodgers	7-1
Astros	9-1
Rangers	9-1
Phillies	10-1
Rays	15-1
Yankees	15-1
Blue Jays	16-1
Orioles	16-1
Padres	16-1
Mariners	20-1
Diamondbacks	25-1
Mets	25-1
Twins	25-1
Cubs	30-1
Red Sox	30-1
Giants	40-1
Brewers	50-1
Cardinals	50-1
Marlins	50-1
Reds	50-1
Angels	60-1
Guardians	60-1
Pirates	60-1
Tigers	60-1
Nationals	100-1
Royals	100-1
White Sox	100-1
Athletics	150-1
Rockies	150-1

Omfg!! The rangers haven’t even had their parade yet and you’re already showing me shit about the fucking dodgers?! I’m really going to fucking stab you today. I hope ford locks you in the PF for a week, you filthy SOB!

 

[huskers1217]

I hope ford locks you in the PF for a week, you filthy SOB!

how quickly would my reaction score head down to zero if @fordman84 did that.

 

[moxie]

how quickly would my reaction score head down to zero if @fordman84 did that.

It’s gonna go down regardless, if you keep throwing that shit in my face!!

 

[huskers1217]

@tabascojet why do you have 4 different NS threads going on over at Euro?

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

Public Service Announcement:

If you ever have to order a prescription food for your pet, VetSource sucks, and I mean s-u-c-k-s. The service they offer is great ... in theory, but they suck. Did I mention ... they suck?

On the other end of the spectrum is Chewy. They have been pretty damned amazing.

So, if you end up needing a prescription food for your dog or cat (or, I'm guessing, whatever other critter you may have):

VetSource - bad - beyond bad
Chewy - fan-fucking-tastic

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

 

[moxie]

@tabascojet why do you have 4 different NS threads going on over at Euro?

The real question is: why DON’T you?

Oh, wait