tOfficial Night Shift Thread, get your kicks on v66, and do your f*cking time card

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Peter Gozintite said:
It's more than a month. It's already been several months. They completely rebuilt roads, and then put a layer of paving over it. Then that last layer is going to need to be stripped and repaved each year. If I worked on the strip I would be furious.
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That’s a good way for the entire city council to lose their seats
 
Inquisitor said:
Unicorn GIF by MOODMAN
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fuck your rainbows... its not friday
 
Hu War Yu said:
That dog would be getting the Baxter treatment
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Snippity dippity? Then he'd just his asshole to rub on dude's face. Might wanna reconsider this choice :laugh:
 
Hu War Yu said:
Nah, Baxter from Anchorman...he'd be gettin' punted off the nearest bridge
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Welp. Guess he'll have to drag his balls across fishy faces :noidea:
 
Dolemite censored said:
How bored was that guy, and how bored was the person recording that?
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Bored? Don't fall asleep first, dummy! Either get dicks drawn on your face or dog balls dragged across your forehead. And shame on anyone that sees this shit happening and doesn't record it.
 
moxie said:
Bored? Don't fall asleep first, dummy! Either get dicks drawn on your face or dog balls dragged across your forehead. And shame on anyone that sees this shit happening and doesn't record it.
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Ridiculous. Who has time to waste watching - let alone recording - some moron get tea-bagged by some stinking flea-infested mutt? Someone needs to make a quality of life adjustment.
 
Dolemite censored said:
Ridiculous. Who has time to waste watching - let alone recording - some moron get tea-bagged by some stinking flea-infested mutt? Someone needs to make a quality of life adjustment.
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Okay, dole. You can either agree with me or continue to be wrong. Makes little difference to me.
 
Where should I go that's sunny in March?

Not too goddamned far cuz kids en sech. Any recommendations?
 
Carmel by the sea looks adorable, but I feel the kids might get bored.
 
beardown07 said:
Carmel by the sea looks adorable, but I feel the kids might get bored.
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i think Carmel is more growns up. They’ll only enjoy the cold beach so much. Unless stuff like Big Sur does it for them.

Stop me if you’ve heard this story before…I was in Carmel a couple weeks ago, sitting in a restaurant facing the sidewalk. Some little fuckwit is dragging her dog on its leash, but the dog is dropping a deuce along the way. So being the proper Karen dog owner I am, I go outside and call to her- “EXCUSE ME!! EXCUSE ME! Hi! Hey- your dog pooped over here! Do you need a bag?”
As people are dodging black lab land mines… “oh! He did? I didn’t notice!”
moi: <patronizing laff > oh. Yes. He did. Look!
the little hoe ass comes back to the scene of the crime and I go back to my table, smug in my satisfaction that I‘ve done my civic doodie. Then, after a few moments, I realize the little hoe ass didn’t pick up the dog shit and TOOK THE FUCK OFF!! My meltdown almost needed to be in the meltdown thread! But that’s not even the end of it! Some lady stepped in it! Some little kid fell off the curb into the gutter, trying to avoid it, the bar manager had to come out and pick it up! I swear to Christ, if I ever see that little bitch again, I will find the nearest pile of dog shit and rub her nose in it.
 
Yeah, but Carmel prolly ain’t the best for kids
 
moxie said:
i think Carmel is more growns up. They’ll only enjoy the cold beach so much. Unless stuff like Big Sur does it for them.

Stop me if you’ve heard this story before…I was in Carmel a couple weeks ago, sitting in a restaurant facing the sidewalk. Some little fuckwit is dragging her dog on its leash, but the dog is dropping a deuce along the way. So being the proper Karen dog owner I am, I go outside and call to her- “EXCUSE ME!! EXCUSE ME! Hi! Hey- your dog pooped over here! Do you need a bag?”
As people are dodging black lab land mines… “oh! He did? I didn’t notice!”
moi: <patronizing laff > oh. Yes. He did. Look!
the little hoe ass comes back to the scene of the crime and I go back to my table, smug in my satisfaction that I‘ve done my civic doodie. Then, after a few moments, I realize the little hoe ass didn’t pick up the dog shit and TOOK THE FUCK OFF!! My meltdown almost needed to be in the meltdown thread! But that’s not even the end of it! Some lady stepped in it! Some little kid fell off the curb into the gutter, trying to avoid it, the bar manager had to come out and pick it up! I swear to Christ, if I ever see that little bitch again, I will find the nearest pile of dog shit and rub her nose in it.
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hahaha...is this real? That's great, and fuck that bitch dry. You gonna take your retard everywhere, poop bags should be at the top of your fucking fanny pack.

I am kind of sick of Disney, even tho my boy has kinda gotten the screw job with that, as his only real memorable trip was to DW in '22. He was a lil tike for the others. He's a hang at the beach all day kinda kid tho, and would be happy with shirtless days and flip flops. I told my wife, if we do Disneyland again, it needs to during Halloween or Xmas and we HAVE to stay at the Grand. That lil' connection into California Adventure is the tits.

I'm contemplating Hawaii, but don't know much about it and dread the idea of the flights and flight-time
 
beardown07 said:
hahaha...is this real? That's great, and fuck that bitch dry. You gonna take your retard everywhere, poop bags should be at the top of your fucking fanny pack.

I am kind of sick of Disney, even tho my boy has kinda gotten the screw job with that, as his only real memorable trip was to DW in '22. He was a lil tike for the others. He's a hang at the beach all day kinda kid tho, and would be happy with shirtless days and flip flops. I told my wife, if we do Disneyland again, it needs to during Halloween or Xmas and we HAVE to stay at the Grand. That lil' connection into California Adventure is the tits.

I'm contemplating Hawaii, but don't know much about it and dread the idea of the flights and flight-time
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I wanna say he can’t go shirtless at the beach here because it’s 60°out but I guess that’s summer to y’all.

do a great wolf lodge, if you wannado a kid thang. They’re cheap and basic.

and yes, that was100% real.even more fucked is that I saw her earlier at del monte center and remarked that her dog was so well-behaved! Fml. I want to rub her nose in shit so badly!
 
And if you have direct HI flights- fucking do it. Kauai needs your money but all the other islands are tits.

What about Aulani?
 
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