tOfficial Night Shift Thread, get your kicks on v66, and do your f*cking time card

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T’s & P’s. I hope you didn’t diagnose yourself via WebMD because that definitely describes something fatal.

Did a ghost post this?! :shocked:
It was a little scary. Then when I finally took my temp, it freaked me out a little. I did Google numb hands and feet, and high temp, and the first thing was a virus, but then there was something about a vascular shut down.
 
I’m absent for awhile, and Pumpkin Eater is playing roulette with a fever… Dammit, Peter! You are required to do whatever is necessary to continue living! Do you get me?
 
@moxie, is it breeding season for the arborial rodents in Frisco? It is as if the females are tired of the males’ amorous intent, and the boys are thinking you’re in estrus…
 
Motherfucking squirrels are terrorizing me today!! Three of them sitting in the tree RIGHT OUTSIDE MY DECK, SCA-REEEEEEMING at the world!! I let Izzy out, she barks her face off and nothing. I started throwing pebbles at them…gonna have to shelve my MLB pitcher dreams because I didn’t nail a single one. So then I got a squirt bottle. They hid on the backside of the tree trunk. :gaah: (But I will be buying a high capacity water gun today).

Then one of the ballsy little fuckers did what a couple of them have been doing lately…jumping on top of my patio umbrella. Should’ve been quicker, bitchface!! It has fringe around the edges so I grabbed it, gave it a good Wheel of Fortune spin and that motherfucker went flying!! :pound:

Was at my mom’s house in Napa this weekend. Yesterday, there was a dead squirrel in the yard. Today, it was gone. I don’t even want to know what happened to it.
 
@moxie, is it breeding season for the arborial rodents in Frisco? It is as if the females are tired of the males’ amorous intent, and the boys are thinking you’re in estrus…
i saw something in the HOA newsletter about squirrel abatement so they’re either planning a coup or been fucking all summer long.
 
i saw something in the HOA newsletter about squirrel abatement so they’re either planning a coup or been fucking all summer long.
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Was at my mom’s house in Napa this weekend. Yesterday, there was a dead squirrel in the yard. Today, it was gone. I don’t even want to know what happened to it.
Wasn’t me!
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@huskers1217 did you go to a flea market yesterday?

CNN —
One juvenile has been killed and four others were injured in a shooting at a flea market in a Houston suburb Sunday evening, and police are still working to identify who is responsible.

Police in Pearland – about 15 miles south of Houston – responded to Cole’s Flea Market at around 5:30 p.m. in response to reports of a shooting, Pearland Police Department spokesperson Chad Rogers said.

Three adults and two juveniles were found injured and taken to nearby hospitals, police said. One of the juvenile victims later died from their injuries, police said Sunday night.

No other information on the victims’ conditions or ages has been provided.

The shooting appears to have been a disturbance between two people and was not a targeted attack on the market, Rogers said.

“We’re working to identify who is responsible for this,” Rogers said, calling the incident an “extremely tragic act.”
 
@huskers1217 did you go to a flea market yesterday?

CNN —
One juvenile has been killed and four others were injured in a shooting at a flea market in a Houston suburb Sunday evening, and police are still working to identify who is responsible.

Police in Pearland – about 15 miles south of Houston – responded to Cole’s Flea Market at around 5:30 p.m. in response to reports of a shooting, Pearland Police Department spokesperson Chad Rogers said.

Three adults and two juveniles were found injured and taken to nearby hospitals, police said. One of the juvenile victims later died from their injuries, police said Sunday night.

No other information on the victims’ conditions or ages has been provided.

The shooting appears to have been a disturbance between two people and was not a targeted attack on the market, Rogers said.

“We’re working to identify who is responsible for this,” Rogers said, calling the incident an “extremely tragic act.”

no, sir. I was at a swim meet about 12 miles away at the time. I did stop about at taco bell around 2 miles away about an hour after it happened about 2 miles away.. still had no idea what was going on.
 
@huskers1217 did you go to a flea market yesterday?

CNN —
One juvenile has been killed and four others were injured in a shooting at a flea market in a Houston suburb Sunday evening, and police are still working to identify who is responsible.

Police in Pearland – about 15 miles south of Houston – responded to Cole’s Flea Market at around 5:30 p.m. in response to reports of a shooting, Pearland Police Department spokesperson Chad Rogers said.

Three adults and two juveniles were found injured and taken to nearby hospitals, police said. One of the juvenile victims later died from their injuries, police said Sunday night.

No other information on the victims’ conditions or ages has been provided.

The shooting appears to have been a disturbance between two people and was not a targeted attack on the market, Rogers said.

“We’re working to identify who is responsible for this,” Rogers said, calling the incident an “extremely tragic act.”

not a good weekend for news in the houston area




 
not a good weekend for news in the houston area





Chicago says hold my beer....

 
Austin had its first police officer killed in the line of duty by firearm since 2012 this weekend.
 
Week 2 of puking Hell. Last week the boy puked all Monday night-Tuesday morning, and once again Wednesday morning. Started feeling better Friday nite. Thought we were in the clear. Just had to go pick up my poor daughter. She threw up in class. :(
 
Week 2 of puking Hell. Last week the boy puked all Monday night-Tuesday morning, and once again Wednesday morning. Started feeling better Friday nite. Thought we were in the clear. Just had to go pick up my poor daughter. She threw up in class. :(
My fever finally broke today. No puking, barfing, coughing or sore throat. Just super high fever, and incredible body aches, and shivering. I would still always take the illness over my kids though. It sucks when the littles are violently ill
 
Week 2 of puking Hell. Last week the boy puked all Monday night-Tuesday morning, and once again Wednesday morning. Started feeling better Friday nite. Thought we were in the clear. Just had to go pick up my poor daughter. She threw up in class. :(

My fever finally broke today. No puking, barfing, coughing or sore throat. Just super high fever, and incredible body aches, and shivering. I would still always take the illness over my kids though. It sucks when the littles are violently ill

That does it. Getting a flu shot today.
 
My fever finally broke today. No puking, barfing, coughing or sore throat. Just super high fever, and incredible body aches, and shivering. I would still always take the illness over my kids though. It sucks when the littles are violently ill
It's the worst. Their poor eyes just begging for you to fix it. It's so sad.

The first night, my boy puked fucking everywhere in his bed. Took him til Saturday might to sleep back in his bed instead of out on the couch. His sweet little brain correlated it, and the PTSD was skrong. Crazy how the brain correlates random shit with when you throw up.

My daughter now will prolly never eat pork chops again, cuz she had that for dinner last night. Even tho it has nothing to do with it.

I still get a little triggered over chocolate milk from a godawful puking experience from way back when I was a kid.

I feel so bad for my daughter. She is so amazing in her fortitude with stuff like that, but still, I know she's so embarrassed.
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