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Greetings to all in the Brotherhood and congratulations on our best year ever! To recap the year we accomplished the following:

1. We stole Texas and OU from the Big 12 and crushed that puny conference
2. We undermined the PAC by fooling them into a fake alliance and then bullied the B1G into killing them off
3. We neutered Oregon and Washington by only allowing the B1G to give them half shares of revenue
4. We got rid of Mel Tucker at Michigan State with our paid escort
4. We secretly turned in Jim Harbough and Michigan to the NCAA for stolen signs we gave them (thank you to Tenn and their hard work on this)
5. Our placing Boo Corrigan as AD of NC State and our secret asset paid off and continued our dominance in playoff selections

All around a record year and 2024 will be even better just wait until the parody we have quietly built in the B1G plunges their ratings and all their teams' ranking drop in the polls. We estimate it will only take about 6 more months and our undermining of the USC program behind the scenes will officially put Lincoln Riley on the hot seat and ruin his career.

The new Order of Business is to turn our attention to men's basketball and all your suggestions are appreciated.
 
Wild Turkey said:
Greetings to all in the Brotherhood and congratulations on our best year ever! To recap the year we accomplished the following:

1. We stole Texas and OU from the Big 12 and crushed that puny conference
2. We undermined the PAC by fooling them into a fake alliance and then bullied the B1G into killing them off
3. We neutered Oregon and Washington by only allowing the B1G to give them half shares of revenue
4. We got rid of Mel Tucker at Michigan State with our paid escort
4. We secretly turned in Jim Harbough and Michigan to the NCAA for stolen signs we gave them (thank you to Tenn and their hard work on this)
5. Our placing Boo Corrigan as AD of NC State and our secret asset paid off and continued our dominance in playoff selections

All around a record year and 2024 will be even better just wait until the parody we have quietly built in the B1G plunges their ratings and all their teams' ranking drop in the polls. We estimate it will only take about 6 more months and our undermining of the USC program behind the scenes will officially put Lincoln Riley on the hot seat and ruin his career.

The new Order of Business is to turn our attention to men's basketball and all your suggestions are appreciated.
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Don't forget getting a Heisman for a QB on a 8-4 team.
 
 
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Am I allowed in here?
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Wild Turkey said:
Yeah now go make sandwiches.
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He has to wear gloves then. Everyone knows ElTexans hands have handled more meat than 5 dollar hooker. And he cannot wear that cheer jersey to meetings.
 
BandwagonBo2 said:
He has to wear gloves then. Everyone knows ElTexans hands have handled more meat than 5 dollar hooker. And he cannot wear that cheer jersey to meetings.
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Dude. “Mittens.”
You had the clearly better joke right there, and you fucked it up, dunce.

Rule Change: Mittens?

Put mittens on offensive linemen. Will stop mostly all these holding, non-called holding, and phantom holding calls.
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