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[moxie]

Why is jefe pronounced heff-aay?

That’s Mexican- totally different.

 

[moxie]

And why is Xochitl pronounced Zockchittle... uhhh... Zoochittlee... ummm... shoshushaw...

Again, Mexican…but I thought it was pronounced “so chill”?

 

[moxie]

I'll see that and raise you, how the fuck can something spelled colonel be pronounced "kernel".

Got me there. I absolutely say “collin el” in my head first.

 

[moxie]

One more that’s really been frying my brain- what language do deaf people think in?

 

[huskers1217]

"Diddy" Combs is in deep, deep shit.

Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs accused of gang-raping 17-year-old schoolgirl in 4th sex assault claim

The billionaire is hitting back “enough is enough” after the new claim that he raped a girl in his studio in 2003 when she was a schoolgirl.

pagesix.com

if there is one person I hate more than the orange blob. its this good for nothing bastard

 

[Hu War Yu]

I'll see that and raise you, how the fuck can something spelled colonel be pronounced "kernel".

Got me there. I absolutely say “collin el” in my head first.

Ask a Brit to say "lieutenant"

 

[huskers1217]

Ask a Brit to say "lieutenant"

i cheated since i don't know a brit

How To Spell (and Pronounce) Colonel and Lieutenant

The unusual spelling of these words has to do with their origin. Learn about the etymology of “Lieutenant” as well as “Colonel.”

languagetool.org

 

[moxie]

i cheated since i don't know a brit

How To Spell (and Pronounce) Colonel and Lieutenant

The unusual spelling of these words has to do with their origin. Learn about the etymology of “Lieutenant” as well as “Colonel.”

languagetool.org

 

[Hu War Yu]

i cheated since i don't know a brit

How To Spell (and Pronounce) Colonel and Lieutenant

The unusual spelling of these words has to do with their origin. Learn about the etymology of “Lieutenant” as well as “Colonel.”

languagetool.org

She didn't explain where the Limeys get that F sound from. Good job on "coronel," though

 

[Dolemite censored]

How is island not is-land?

 

[moxie]

@steelerssb
Malörtgate?!

Candy Cane Malört Triggers a Chicago Social Media Feud

Nisei Lounge and its backers say the owners of Jeppson’s Malört stole their idea for holiday infusions

chicago.eater.com

 

[Hu War Yu]

And why don't comb and tomb rhyme? Sure hope somebody got fired for THAT

 

[Inquisitor]

Ask a Brit to say "lieutenant"

And then ask them how come nobody's a rightenant?

 

[Inquisitor]

And why don't comb and tomb rhyme? Sure hope somebody got fired for THAT

Way to drop a bomb here.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Man found dead after staff see big cat "holding a shoe in its mouth" at Pakistan zoo

A man was found dead inside a big cat enclosure at a Pakistan zoo on Wednesday by staff carrying out routine cleaning, officials said.

www.cbsnews.com

 

[huskers1217]

And why don't comb and tomb rhyme? Sure hope somebody got fired for THAT

why do you park on a driveway but drive on a parkway?

 

[moxie]

Way to drop a bomb here.

 

[Inquisitor]

I mean…she makes a good point!

Now riddle me this… how is it that “Geoff” is pronounced “Jeff”? I always have to remind myself not to say Gee-off.

Well throughout my years of working at this agency, I've had to deal with a number of women who call themselves Stay-cee.

And every single one of them spells their name differently.

 

[moxie]

Well throughout my years of working at this agency, I've had to deal with a number of women who call themselves Stay-cee.

And every single one of them spells their name differently.

Haha! I see that with Casey. And then you have the ones that don’t add another S and insist it’s pronounced Cass-ee.

 

[huskers1217]

Way to drop a bomb here.