tOfficial Night Shift Thread, get your kicks on v66, and do your f*cking time card

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apparently State Farm sucks as an insurance

 
Why is it that the gallon of milk doesn't start leaking until after you've paid for it and loaded it in the car trunk?

Shouldn't it have leaked out in the display case?
 
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No, you got paid today.
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And i've noticed they've been a little chunkier lately (I think reached maxes for 401k & stock purchases :confused: )! Time to spend it on christmas presents, i suppose.

:bawling:
 
damn. hey @moxie

since I didn't cut the little nibs of my cat.and left the front claws like you told me to

you owe me for 2 chairs, a couch, a blowup doll, 2 curtains, and new dress

Pretty sure I said to get a dog.

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And i've noticed they've been a little chunkier lately (I think reached maxes for 401k & stock purchases :confused: )! Time to spend it on christmas presents, i suppose.

:bawling:

As long as the pay is chunkier and you are not.
 
Found my soulmate:



Stimmel and her family ordered five hot dogs, one chicken bake, one rotisserie chicken Caesar salad, a whole cheese pizza and several soda cups — for a grand total of $30.88.
 
Found my soulmate:



Stimmel and her family ordered five hot dogs, one chicken bake, one rotisserie chicken Caesar salad, a whole cheese pizza and several soda cups — for a grand total of $30.88.

7.50+3.99+6.99+9.95=28.43 so at .59 cents a cup.. assuming only 2

puts us at 29.61

nevermind. there was no extra soda cups. just the 5 with the dogs.
 
Why does Mike Tomlin still have a job
I'm really sick of him. Not even a game manager or playing not to lose. He's actively stupid. "He's a player's coach". Blah, blah, blah. Losing to the biggest losers is a goddamn embarrassment.
 
I'm really sick of him. Not even a game manager or playing not to lose. He's actively stupid. "He's a player's coach". Blah, blah, blah. Losing to the biggest losers is a goddamn embarrassment.
"It's not his fault the roster that he has developed since W was in office and has a large say in assembling is bad"

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