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And more work bitching:
Comms Dumbass: Can you approve $35k a year for this work we're outsourcing to the Philippines? We need help designing comms packages, Sharepoint design & architecture, video production and digital comms production (infographics, art/images for visual storytelling)
Chief of Staff: Sure, fine by me.
CD: Thanks! Moxie - can you submit the PO?
Moi: Why do you need this help? Aren't these things the very definition of your job? Why are we outsourcing this? Is it a workload issue or a talent issue? Is every group paying for the service? If so, why? Can't you apply the learnings across the board once you've got it? And if not, why is my department the only one?
CD: Yes, it's a workload issue. Your dept only pays for the services we need, nothing more. It's really a continuation of last year's contract. CoS gave the greenlight to move forward on 11/30 so hopefully we're good to go. If you have any other questions or concerns, I can pull in my manager and he can walk us through this, too.

FIRST OF ALL - I ain't scared of your manager, bech. So yes, I would appreciate a meeting with him because when I brought my concerns to the CoS AND THE FUCKING CFO OF THIS FUCKING COMPANY - they told me to ask you because they, too did not understand WTF we are paying someone else to do your fucking job!!

Also, if it does end up getting approved - submit your own fucking PO.
 
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That's how I felt this morning when I realized how fuckin' cold it was outside*.


*Yeah, yeah, all y'all who live with real winter can just spare me.
The high cost of living here in the Bay Area should mean I do not have to freeze my ass off.
It gets much colder, I'm gonna be walking around like this:

Randy-A-Chritmas-Story.jpg
 
so.. I have a choice on sunday morning.. and not sure what to do.

teach some 1st graders at church or go watch my son play soccer..

in one hand.. kids are a mess and loud.. on the other hand... im watching soccer.
 
so.. I have a choice on sunday morning.. and not sure what to do.

teach some 1st graders at church or go watch my son play soccer..

in one hand.. kids are a mess and loud.. on the other hand... im watching soccer.
Fuck dem kids! What you need to do is go to church and get your own soul saved!
 
Why is it that the gallon of milk doesn't start leaking until after you've paid for it and loaded it in the car trunk?

Shouldn't it have leaked out in the display case?
What the fuck are you doing to your milk to make it leak?
 
so.. I have a choice on sunday morning.. and not sure what to do.

teach some 1st graders at church or go watch my son play soccer..

in one hand.. kids are a mess and loud.. on the other hand... im watching soccer.


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watch my son play soccer..

When I was in little league, my dad missed most games. To this day I wish he had seen me hit 2 HRs against the best pitcher on the best team in a game. One I hit was over 350 feet. Tagged the shit out of the motherfucker.

Go see your kid.
 
Krimmins shopped with my daughter today. 5 hours and $400 later...we're still not nearly finished.

Drag Queen Christmas GIF by Jinkx and DeLa Holiday
 
That's how I felt this morning when I realized how fuckin' cold it was outside*.


*Yeah, yeah, all y'all who live with real winter can just spare me.
The high cost of living here in the Bay Area should mean I do not have to freeze my ass off.
It gets much colder, I'm gonna be walking around like this:

Randy-A-Chritmas-Story.jpg
lol in the 40? Sounds like tshirt weather
 
so.. I have a choice on sunday morning.. and not sure what to do.

teach some 1st graders at church or go watch my son play soccer..

in one hand.. kids are a mess and loud.. on the other hand... im watching soccer.
You are already going to hell so might as well go to soccer
 
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