tOfficial Night Shift Thread, get your kicks on v66, and do your f*cking time card

[huskers1217]

Just checked to book a haircut appointment for tomorrow.

Was $20 last year, $28 now.

We still blaming “supply chain” on everything?

great clips just had a $8.99 coupon on FB

 

[Hu War Yu]

great clips just had a $8.99 coupon on FB

That's where plebes go, classy guy like Deep Dish has a stylist

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

great clips just had a $8.99 coupon on FB

 

[Inquisitor]

Just checked to book a haircut appointment for tomorrow.

Was $20 last year, $28 now.

We still blaming “supply chain” on everything?

Your hair grew by 40%.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Get yer Broad to do it. Save 30 clams.

 

[huskers1217]

you let her wear shoes... so that's progress

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Your hair grew by 40%.

 

[huskers1217]

Your hair grew by 40%.

too damn early for maffs.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

How do they prioritize when to push alerts to peoples phones and shit?

Got two within a half hour yesterday that an old dude went missing an hour earlier.

But a kid goes missing for a week and there’s nothing.

 

[huskers1217]

How do they prioritize when to push alerts to peoples phones and shit?

Got two within a half hour yesterday that an old dude went missing an hour earlier.

But a kid goes missing for a week and there’s nothing.

Guidelines for Issuing AMBER Alerts | AMBER Alert

The following guidelines for issuing AMBER Alerts is designed to achieve a uniform, interoperable network of plans across the country, and to minimize potentially deadly delays because of confusion among varying jurisdictions.

amberalert.ojp.gov

Summary of Department of Justice Recommended Criteria​

• There is reasonable belief by law enforcement that an abduction has occurred.
• The law enforcement agency believes that the child is in imminent danger of serious bodily injury or death.
• There is enough descriptive information about the victim and the abduction for law enforcement to issue an AMBER Alert to assist in the recovery of the child.
• The abduction is of a child aged 17 years or younger.
• The child’s name and other critical data elements, including the Child Abduction flag, have been entered into the National Crime Information Center (NCIC) system.

 

[Inquisitor]

Kid Rock says he is done boycotting Bud Light​

Oh thank gawd!

 

[Hu War Yu]

Kid Rock says he is done boycotting Bud Light​

Oh thank gawd!

IKR? First thing I did was go out and buy a case

 

[Dolemite censored]

Make sure you start your day off on the right foot






If you can

I'm stumped by your puns.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Jamie Spears is seen for the first time since he had leg amputated

Britney Spears ' estranged father, Jamie, was seen Tuesday for the first time since reports that he's had his leg amputated following a serious infection.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Looks like he can't stand it.

 

[huskers1217]

Kid Rock says he is done boycotting Bud Light​

Oh thank gawd!

I thought he did that when his bar kept selling Bud Light and TMZ showed him drinking it like 4 months ago..

 

[Inquisitor]

too damn early for maffs.

Well I'm not going to wait until moxie gets here.

 

[Inquisitor]

I thought he did that when his bar kept selling Bud Light and TMZ showed him drinking it like 4 months ago..

But it's OFFICIAL now!

 

[Hu War Yu]

I thought he did that when his bar kept selling Bud Light and TMZ showed him drinking it like 4 months ago..

He did an interview recently and was asked about it. Said he thinks the message was sent, but when you spank a child for something they did wrong, you don't keep spanking them indefinitely. Makes sense in a weird way.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Bone-in beef rib roast $4.97/lb at the local Kroger brand store.

Yummy.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

people at this company are too friendly/happy.

I’ve had multiple urinal conversations and today a lady was practically chasing me around the gym making small talk.