Tuesday's Evidence Gathering and Pretrial of Ill for the Outcasting of the Worlds Worst Hippie Ever

[Peter Gozintite]

Can the prosecutor also be a witness to the alleged crime? Seems like a conflict of interest.

He seems like a passionate prosecutor, and has the evidence, so he claims. He wont be taking the stand, but will need to provide opening statements, and has a list of witnesses.

 

[HammerDown]

Ahem, your honor, you’re not allowed to present evidence during openings. It’s only to advise the jury what the evidence will show.

"Objection, your honor!!! The Judge, you, Your Honour, you're out of order."

 

[HammerDown]

Get that fucking u out of there, this is a United States courtroom, not fucking Canada.

Hey, it's a British u, not a Canadian u!

 

[Peter Gozintite]

For starters I will enter this thread into evidence:

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You expect me to read 35 pages of drivel?

 

[jjc2009]

"Objection, your honor!!! The Judge, you, Your Honour, you're out of order."

 

[Peter Gozintite]

"Objection, your honor!!! The Judge, you, Your Honour, you're out of order."

Youre translation is not beneficial, and quite honestly, hurts muh feels even more. Im gonna need a recess.

 

[ill]

Can the prosecutor also be a witness to the alleged crime? Seems like a conflict of interest.

he's also the victim...

 

[ill]

For starters I will enter this thread into evidence:

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I already entered that evidence.

 

[ill]

You expect me to read 35 pages of drivel?

a lot of it is what is and what is not a shoe...

 

[PnkPanther]

If I'm on the jury, you can push for a "hung" jury. Get it? "Hung?"

 

[HammerDown]

Youre translation is not beneficial, and quite honestly, hurts muh feels even more. Im gonna need a recess.

Judge promptly recesses to chambers, comes back out a minute later in a tshirt, flip flops and underwear for his "water" bottle, then back into his chambers to "ponder evidence."

 

[stakesarehigh]

I'd like to chime in as a witness for the prosecution

I know fish was inferring this question in my general direction anyway.

Two offenses occurred here in my mind. The initial offense was the claim levied towards douche as being a racist simply because he didn't like supermarket sweep. I think we can all agree that chick is not funny and it has nothing to do with her race.

Secondly the more egregious offense occured on the other hoop. As Ill maliciously followed hippie over to his safe refuge and continued his assault. I can screenshot the exchange for the prosecutor to admit into evidence

 

[Inquisitor]

Youre translation is not beneficial, and quite honestly, hurts muh feels even more. Im gonna need a recess.

Just because it's a recess doesn't mean you get to play on the merry-go-round.

 

[Me]

Stakes with the shocking surprise witness for prosecution

 

[Fish]

@RubinRock posted this on page 8

Workless Wednesday

Depressing way to start a morning. Seems to be today's thread theme. I thought it was bad when everyone was just discussing inane shit, like what they had for supper, but it's gotten worse.

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[Inquisitor]

If I'm on the jury, you can push for a "hung" jury. Get it? "Hung?"

Did anyone see my joke about the "hung" jury?

Juror #69, you're dismissed.

 

[Fish]

I'd like to chime in as a witness for the prosecution

I know fish was inferring this question in my general direction anyway.

Two offenses occurred here in my mind. The initial offense was the claim levied towards douche as being a racist simply because he didn't like supermarket sweep. I think we can all agree that chick is not funny and it has nothing to do with her race.

Secondly the more egregious offense occured on the other hoop. As Ill maliciously followed hippie over to his safe refuge and continued his assault. I can screenshot the exchange for the prosecutor to admit into evidence

It's a good thing you showed up, I thought I was going to have to subpenis you.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

I'd like to chime in as a witness for the prosecution

I know fish was inferring this question in my general direction anyway.

Two offenses occurred here in my mind. The initial offense was the claim levied towards douche as being a racist simply because he didn't like supermarket sweep. I think we can all agree that chick is not funny and it has nothing to do with her race.

Secondly the more egregious offense occured on the other hoop. As Ill maliciously followed hippie over to his safe refuge and continued his assault. I can screenshot the exchange for the prosecutor to admit into evidence

 

[ill]

I'd like to chime in as a witness for the prosecution

I know fish was inferring this question in my general direction anyway.

Two offenses occurred here in my mind. The initial offense was the claim levied towards douche as being a racist simply because he didn't like supermarket sweep. I think we can all agree that chick is not funny and it has nothing to do with her race.

Secondly the more egregious offense occured on the other hoop. As Ill maliciously followed hippie over to his safe refuge and continued his assault. I can screenshot the exchange for the prosecutor to admit into evidence

first off, Douche asked if it was racist, so he invited that claim...and no one said he was racist BECAUSE he didn't like her. He was racist way before that.

Second, I think you are outside your jurisdiction with tHoop.

 

[ill]

@RubinRock posted this on page 8

Workless Wednesday

Depressing way to start a morning. Seems to be today's thread theme. I thought it was bad when everyone was just discussing inane shit, like what they had for supper, but it's gotten worse.

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and again, Douche asked if it was racist.