Tuesday's Evidence Gathering and Pretrial of Ill for the Outcasting of the Worlds Worst Hippie Ever

Fish said:
Chomping at the bit to ski?

Well then ski your nose right up the crack of my ass.
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kobesgame said:
Don't let your kids go to law school.

It's too expensive. We drink too much. The work is soul-crushing (most of the time). And we kill ourselves at a higher rate than the general public.

(This isn't a cry for help. I'm not planning to kill myself.)
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Yet.
 
kobesgame said:
Don't let your kids go to law school.

It's too expensive. We drink too much. The work is soul-crushing (most of the time). And we kill ourselves at a higher rate than the general public.

(This isn't a cry for help. I'm not planning to kill myself.)
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If it gets too tough just dive in and swim around in your Scrooge McDuck vault of gold coins.

Then you'll feel better.
 
kobesgame said:
Don't let your kids go to law school.

It's too expensive. We drink too much. The work is soul-crushing (most of the time). And we kill ourselves at a higher rate than the general public.

(This isn't a cry for help. I'm not planning to kill myself.)
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Had to take that depression survey the other day (doctor visit). She looked at it, and asked "are you depressed?"

Me: "no"

Her: "didn't think so, but I have to ask"
 
Fish said:
If it gets too tough just dive in and swim around in your Scrooge McDuck vault of gold coins.

Then you'll feel better.
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I should get one of those. Maybe it would help.
 
gobucks0409 said:
Had to take that depression survey the other day (doctor visit). She looked at it, and asked "are you depressed?"

Me: "no"

Her: "didn't think so, but I have to ask"
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Good thing your appointment wasn't the day after you disclosed to SA that you have slept with hundreds of people.
 
gobucks0409 said:
I hooked up with 3 married chicks on them. One was in an open relationship. The other two said they were, but those were one time encounters, so who actually knows.
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One time?

It's important to bring the lumber on that first go around to ensure they're eager for a second.
 
kobesgame said:
Good thing your appointment wasn't the day after you disclosed to SA that you have slept with hundreds of people.
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Think the doc would have made me get the HIV test instead of just asking
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
One time?

It's important to bring the lumber on that first go around to ensure they're eager for a second.
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Eh, they weren't really that hot or anything. Was just dry...

The one had me choke her, though. That was weird. And we had to be quiet, cause her kid was asleep.


The one I had an ongoing thing with was attractive... Hence ongoing
 
Track dryers still going around in circles at Texas Motor Speedway...

I want to see pretty cars go fast!
 
gobucks0409 said:
Eh, they weren't really that hot or anything. Was just dry...

The one had me choke her, though. That was weird. And we had to be quiet, cause her kid was asleep.


The one I had an ongoing thing with was attractive... Hence ongoing
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2/10
Penthouse frm plz
 
Just paid a big chunk of money towards Mr. Kobe's student loans. Down to $124,000. And still a few more months of no interest payments left because of Covid. Best thing to come out of Covid.
 
gobucks0409 said:
Eh, they weren't really that hot or anything. Was just dry...

The one had me choke her, though. That was weird. And we had to be quiet, cause her kid was asleep.
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Lol, can't imagine why you didn't go back for seconds on that one.
 
kobesgame said:
Just paid a big chunk of money towards Mr. Kobe's student loans. Down to $124,000. And still a few more months of no interest payments left because of Covid. Best thing to come out of Covid.
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Jesus fuck.
 
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Fish said:
2/10
Penthouse frm plz
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Shut up, stupid.

This and @inimical's stories about banging out some broad while she did lines of coke are A-1 material.

The poetry stuff from @inimical, could've done without.
 
gobucks0409 said:
Eh, they weren't really that hot or anything. Was just dry...

The one had me choke her, though. That was weird. And we had to be quiet, cause her kid was asleep.


The one I had an ongoing thing with was attractive... Hence ongoing
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Since we're full on pron talk,
Sitting at the bar with a divorced uncle years ago, he's telling me about one of the town's rich upstanding widows picking him up at a bar and taking him home.
Says he's screwing this gal in her bedroom and someone starts knocking on the bedroom window. He stops and widow screams Don't worry it's just my teenage son, now piss in me!!!

He says he's really even having a hard time keeping it up and then loud banging on the bedroom door and the kid yelling MOM why do you have to be such a whore!!

And the widow again says Just ignore him and piss in me!!

I'm laughing so hard by now people are staring at us. Uncle says how in the world does this bitch think I'm going to piss in her, I've never done that.
 
Guy Incognito said:
Shut up, stupid.

This and @inimical's stories about banging out some broad while she did lines of coke are A-1 material.

The poetry stuff from @inimical, could've done without.
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Don't call me stupid, fatty.
 
Guy Incognito said:
Shut up, stupid.

This and @inimical's stories about banging out some broad while she did lines of coke are A-1 material.

The poetry stuff from @inimical, could've done without.
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I could regale you with stories of the winter I spent dating a bisexual . . .

I should NOT have just thought about that.
 
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