Tuesday's Evidence Gathering and Pretrial of Ill for the Outcasting of the Worlds Worst Hippie Ever

SlinkyRedfoot said:
I could regale you with stories of the winter I spent dating a bisexual . . .

I should NOT have just thought about that.
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Bisexual male I suppose...
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
Holy shit. I'm jealous.

Our local resorts were purchased by Vail last year, so I'm not entirely sure what to expect, but as of right now, they're saying they're going to open on December 19th. Historically, they've opened as soon as they had enough base to do so. I'm not sure what to make of this.

We also have to make "reservations" to ski, but as a season pass holder, I get priority.

We got my wife and the 3yo boots and skis a few weeks ago (they've never skied), and I got my new skis, so I'm chomping at the fucking bit to ski.
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You talk about skiiing almost as much as Tracy Morgan
 
gobucks0409 said:
Eh, they weren't really that hot or anything. Was just dry...

The one had me choke her, though. That was weird. And we had to be quiet, cause her kid was asleep.


The one I had an ongoing thing with was attractive... Hence ongoing
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Dry?
 
Fish said:
Since we're full on pron talk,
Sitting at the bar with a divorced uncle years ago, he's telling me about one of the town's rich upstanding widows picking him up at a bar and taking him home.
Says he's screwing this gal in her bedroom and someone starts knocking on the bedroom window. He stops and widow screams Don't worry it's just my teenage son, now piss in me!!!

He says he's really even having a hard time keeping it up and then loud banging on the bedroom door and the kid yelling MOM why do you have to be such a whore!!

And the widow again says Just ignore him and piss in me!!

I'm laughing so hard by now people are staring at us. Uncle says how in the world does this bitch think I'm going to piss in her, I've never done that.
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Yikes.

I feel badly for that kid. A friend of mine growing up had a mom like that, but she wasn't a widow, just a rich divorcee, and my buddy had to push through some pretty embarrassing behavior from her.

As far as the pissing goes, it's so fucking difficult to piss with a hardon. I figure he'd either have to only be at half-mast, or she'd have to be gaping.
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
Yikes.

I feel badly for that kid. A friend of mine growing up had a mom like that, but she wasn't a widow, just a rich divorcee, and my buddy had to push through some pretty embarrassing behavior from her.

As far as the pissing goes, it's so fucking difficult to piss with a hardon. I figure he'd either have to only be at half-mast, or she'd have to be gaping.
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Why were these women never around when I was in HS? I guess my town had an ordinance or something?
 
Fish said:
Since we're full on pron talk,
Sitting at the bar with a divorced uncle years ago, he's telling me about one of the town's rich upstanding widows picking him up at a bar and taking him home.
Says he's screwing this gal in her bedroom and someone starts knocking on the bedroom window. He stops and widow screams Don't worry it's just my teenage son, now piss in me!!!

He says he's really even having a hard time keeping it up and then loud banging on the bedroom door and the kid yelling MOM why do you have to be such a whore!!

And the widow again says Just ignore him and piss in me!!

I'm laughing so hard by now people are staring at us. Uncle says how in the world does this bitch think I'm going to piss in her, I've never done that.
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Piss IN her?

WTF?
 
Fish said:
Since we're full on pron talk,
Sitting at the bar with a divorced uncle years ago, he's telling me about one of the town's rich upstanding widows picking him up at a bar and taking him home.
Says he's screwing this gal in her bedroom and someone starts knocking on the bedroom window. He stops and widow screams Don't worry it's just my teenage son, now piss in me!!!

He says he's really even having a hard time keeping it up and then loud banging on the bedroom door and the kid yelling MOM why do you have to be such a whore!!

And the widow again says Just ignore him and piss in me!!

I'm laughing so hard by now people are staring at us. Uncle says how in the world does this bitch think I'm going to piss in her, I've never done that.
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We'll.... Did he? Not something I've done, but if they want it, I'll entertain
 
Piss IN her?

What in the wide world of sports
 
gobucks0409 said:
We'll.... Did he? Not something I've done, but if they want it, I'll entertain
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Said he couldn't. I don't think I could. Not even sure it's possible.
 
going back into the fat girl well this week. they need lovin too.
 
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