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FYI:
During the Middle Ages, an acre was defined as the amount of land plowable in one day, by one man and one ox.

Have you ever seen an ox?













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Peter Gozintite said:
Hurry the fuck up. We need a ruling.
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Peter Gozintite said:
If he wasnt older now, I would have beaten his ass.

Never even had time for lumch today, came home with giant carnitas plate with extra tortillas and green salsa, opened the front door and knew he shit somewhere.

By the time I cleaned it up, I could barely eat a couple bites of food, and now Im just angry and have a headache from not eating all day.

Daughter came home and her truck is running fucky, after dropping 1k on replacing a fuel pump a couple days ago.

Fuck everything.
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Way to make me feel badly for you, asshole.

I'm sure Axel felt badly (I'm guessing it was Axel) about it.
And, while I'm going to have to scrub myself with a brillo pad I feel so wrong saying this ...

I hope today is a better day.

^^^
How that last sentence makes me feel:

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Scenario:
You maybe gotta go boom boom at the office, but upon entering the loo, you see it’s been completely fucking decimated by the person before you.

Do you continue on and dump em or do you turn around and walk away?

NGL, I’m outta there. I don’t want someone thinking I did the damage if they see me leaving the stall.
 
Deep Dish Pizza Goat said:
Scenario:
You maybe gotta go boom boom at the office, but upon entering the loo, you see it’s been completely fucking decimated by the person before you.

Do you continue on and dump em or do you turn around and walk away?

NGL, I’m outta there. I don’t want someone thinking I did the damage if they see me leaving the stall.
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hell to the naw, naw, naw. If I walk into a stall and there is unflushed tp in there, i'm backing out and going to a different one. If there's other stuff in there, I'm going to a different restroom on a different floor.
 
Deep Dish Pizza Goat said:
Scenario:
You maybe gotta go boom boom at the office, but upon entering the loo, you see it’s been completely fucking decimated by the person before you.

Do you continue on and dump em or do you turn around and walk away?

NGL, I’m outta there. I don’t want someone thinking I did the damage if they see me leaving the stall.
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moxie said:
hell to the naw, naw, naw. If I walk into a stall and there is unflushed tp in there, i'm backing out and going to a different one. If there's other stuff in there, I'm going to a different restroom on a different floor.
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Do you realize that if you smelled the crap its actual scent molecules from the surface of the shit that has entered your nostrils?
 
moxie said:
hell to the naw, naw, naw. If I walk into a stall and there is unflushed tp in there, i'm backing out and going to a different one. If there's other stuff in there, I'm going to a different restroom on a different floor.
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Tbf there wasn’t tp in there but it looked like a hyper kid went nuts with a brown paint brush. Can’t imagine what it would look like if I added my mix since that bad boy wasn’t successfully flushed the first time
 
Dolemite censored said:
Do you realize that if you smelled the crap its actual scent molecules from the surface of the shit that has entered your nostrils?
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Yea so you want me to sit there and breathe that shit in for 15 minutes? Hell naw, I wanna go in there and be oblivious, thinking my soldiers are the first group to enter the battlefield that day.
 
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