Chicken Fried Steak vs. Chicken Fried Tofu

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Made both for our party tonight. Served 45 minutes ago and only one person touched the Tofu. That one slag that lives in the community that is repulsed by red meat. We had to eat in the corner of my own back yard. Bullshit.

Oh, and my neighbors have alpacas and llamas for the "livestock exemption". Fuck
 
Made both for our party tonight. Served 45 minutes ago and only one person touched the Tofu. That one slag that lives in the community that is repulsed by red meat. We had to eat in the corner of my own back yard. Bullshit.

Oh, and my neighbors have alpacas and llamas for the "livestock exemption". Fuck
Better than chickens and pigs, I guess. Did they bring the llamas over for happy fun sexy time?
 
What “gravy” did you make for the tofu?
 
It sounds like you need to marinade the chicken fried steak. In testosterone. Good Lord, getting shoved into a corner in your own back yard, during your own cookout, by a vegan ... probably while drinking Bud Lite and White Claw.
 
If people come over to eat my shit.
I make what I want.

Vince Mcmahon Wwe GIF
 
What are things randomly found as stains in Handi's diaper for $500 Alex
 
The fact that you served fried food at a handi-capable orgy with so many colostomy bags present is incredibly brave.
 
Made both for our party tonight. Served 45 minutes ago and only one person touched the Tofu. That one slag that lives in the community that is repulsed by red meat. We had to eat in the corner of my own back yard. Bullshit.

Oh, and my neighbors have alpacas and llamas for the "livestock exemption". Fuck
Why exactly did you invite a psycho meat terrorist to a back yard BBQ?
 
Were there any caffeinated beverages on hand?
 
Spaghetti with shrimp for ....


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