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Shoes I ordered Sunday still haven’t shipped

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Deep Dish Pizza Goat said:
Shoes I ordered Sunday still haven’t shipped

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I'm supposed to get my pots today. I had a dream that the bastard left my stuff at the bottom of the stairs for me to go and pick up myself because he's a lazy fat lard.

Also - my fuggin' boss is gonna get the people's elbow today!
2 weeks ago
Moi : Car service to SF on 3/6? 8am okay? You need to be in the building by 10am, ready to present by 10:15. Don't even think about driving yourself - parking is a shitshow.
Pendejo: How about 8:30?
Moi: How about 8:15?
Pendejo: Fine.
<I book the service for 8am. IT'S RUSH HOUR TRAFFIC! Just mind your bizness and get in the fucking car when I say to get in the fucking car>
TODAY
Pendejo: This is looking a little dicey. Left at 8am...still basically in San Jose. Not sure if I will make it earlier than 10am
Moi: Start time is 10:15 so you're cutting it really, really close. I let the team know of the possible delay.
Pendejo: Next time let's budget more time
:mad2:


Yes, I am a last word-having mawfk!! Especially when I have an "I told you so" loaded in the cannon!

Moi: lol - we originally were going to do 8:15! I'll be more mindful of weather next time.


AND FUCK YOU!

Goddammit. I planned on doing a lot of work today, now I don't want to do shit.
 
moxie said:
I'm supposed to get my pots today. I had a dream that the bastard left my stuff at the bottom of the stairs for me to go and pick up myself because he's a lazy fat lard.

Also - my fuggin' boss is gonna get the people's elbow today!
2 weeks ago
Moi : Car service to SF on 3/6? 8am okay? You need to be in the building by 10am, ready to present by 10:15. Don't even think about driving yourself - parking is a shitshow.
Pendejo: How about 8:30?
Moi: How about 8:15?
Pendejo: Fine.
<I book the service for 8am. IT'S RUSH HOUR TRAFFIC! Just mind your bizness and get in the fucking car when I say to get in the fucking car>
TODAY
Pendejo: This is looking a little dicey. Left at 8am...still basically in San Jose. Not sure if I will make it earlier than 10am
Moi: Start time is 10:15 so you're cutting it really, really close. I let the team know of the possible delay.
Pendejo: Next time let's budget more time
:mad2:


Yes, I am a last word-having mawfk!! Especially when I have an "I told you so" loaded in the cannon!

Moi: lol - we originally were going to do 8:15! I'll be more mindful of weather next time.


AND FUCK YOU!

Goddammit. I planned on doing a lot of work today, now I don't want to do shit.
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Being an executive seems awesome.

Make the largest amount of money to know the least, do the least, show up the least, all while pooping on the people lower on the ladder and somehow brainwashing people into “he works really hard” because they occasionally go to an all expenses paid vacation to a two hour “conference” for a week, MAYBE once a month.



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moxie said:
I'm supposed to get my pots today. I had a dream that the bastard left my stuff at the bottom of the stairs for me to go and pick up myself because he's a lazy fat lard.

Also - my fuggin' boss is gonna get the people's elbow today!
2 weeks ago
Moi : Car service to SF on 3/6? 8am okay? You need to be in the building by 10am, ready to present by 10:15. Don't even think about driving yourself - parking is a shitshow.
Pendejo: How about 8:30?
Moi: How about 8:15?
Pendejo: Fine.
<I book the service for 8am. IT'S RUSH HOUR TRAFFIC! Just mind your bizness and get in the fucking car when I say to get in the fucking car>
TODAY
Pendejo: This is looking a little dicey. Left at 8am...still basically in San Jose. Not sure if I will make it earlier than 10am
Moi: Start time is 10:15 so you're cutting it really, really close. I let the team know of the possible delay.
Pendejo: Next time let's budget more time
:mad2:


Yes, I am a last word-having mawfk!! Especially when I have an "I told you so" loaded in the cannon!

Moi: lol - we originally were going to do 8:15! I'll be more mindful of weather next time.


AND FUCK YOU!

Goddammit. I planned on doing a lot of work today, now I don't want to do shit.
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<Virtual hug given>
 
Deep Dish Pizza Goat said:
Being an executive seems awesome.

Make the largest amount of money to know the least, do the least, show up the least, all while pooping on the people lower on the ladder and somehow brainwashing people into “he works really hard” because they occasionally go to an all expenses paid vacation to a two hour “conference” for a week, MAYBE once a month.



Joe Biden GIF by Election 2020
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lulz - he was bitching the other day and *sorta* caught himself mid-bitch to read the room...

He was complaining that he can't contribute any more to something (I think 401k, I wasn't really paying attention) because he already hit the limit for the year. "Oh, I see... it's because my bonus and--" Moi: <glaring> sounds like a 1st world problem. Him: "hehehe...yeah, I probably shouldn't..." Chief of Staff: oh, poor you.
 
moxie said:
lulz - he was bitching the other day and *sorta* caught himself mid-bitch to read the room...

He was complaining that he can't contribute any more to something (I think 401k, I wasn't really paying attention) because he already hit the limit for the year. "Oh, I see... it's because my bonus and--" Moi: <glaring> sounds like a 1st world problem. Him: "hehehe...yeah, I probably shouldn't..." Chief of Staff: oh, poor you.
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Are you enjoying Jason
 
huskers1217 said:
Are you enjoying Jason
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What happened to the dude that he shot? I didn't see him drag the body off. Did he just dump it off the pier? I ain't watching that shit again just to find out.

So what's gonna happen - Dante's dying words are going to be, "j-j-j-j-a-a-a-s-s-o-n-n...beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep"? And then Lulu is gonna walk in the room? I'm thinking of taking a 6-month hiatus then doing a binge. Bet not a single thing has changed :laugh:
 
moxie said:
What happened to the dude that he shot? I didn't see him drag the body off. Did he just dump it off the pier? I ain't watching that shit again just to find out.

So what's gonna happen - Dante's dying words are going to be, "j-j-j-j-a-a-a-s-s-o-n-n...beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep"? And then Lulu is gonna walk in the room? I'm thinking of taking a 6-month hiatus then doing a binge. Bet not a single thing has changed :laugh:
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Yep. Dude just disappeared.

Now he is shot. So he is going to have to go find Liz art gallery and have her nurse him back to health and it will be 6 months before anyone sees him
 
huskers1217 said:
Yep. Dude just disappeared.

Now he is shot. So he is going to have to go find Liz art gallery and have her nurse him back to health and it will be 6 months before anyone sees him
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Also -wtf was he wearing a kevlar vest if it did nothing to help him?
 
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