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[Mofo]

In my office, the womens restroom was the worst. Some women won't sit down to pee in a public restroom.

Uhhh.... we have those too. They're called "men".

 

[moxie]

In my office, the womens restroom was the worst. Some women won't sit down to pee in a public restroom.

The correct term is “hovering”. Even with double seat covers, who would want to put their bum where a poopy bum could’ve just been?!

 

[williewilliejuan]

The correct term is “hovering”. Even with double seat covers, who would want to put their bum where a poopy bum could’ve just been?!

If any part of my body is actually touching a public toilet, something has gone horribly, horribly wrong in my day.

 

[steelerssb]

Newish coworker originally from France thought it was hilarious that I accidentally said something in central time (my local time) instead of eastern time (our company time)

French people are weird.

 

[williewilliejuan]

Newish coworker originally from France thought it was hilarious that I accidentally said something in central time (my local time) instead of eastern time (our company time)

French people are weird.

Did you retort with the fact that his First Lady is a dude?

 

[steelerssb]

Did you retort with the fact that his First Lady is a dude?

*its MA'AM

The coworker herself is actually really nice, though a French woman who's been living in Miami for years now is about as opposite culturally as it gets for me

 

[Hu War Yu]

*its MA'AM

The coworker herself is actually really nice, though a French woman who's been living in Miami for years now is about as opposite culturally as it gets for me

Here's a winning line you should try out on her:

"Once you've had a semi-literate, malort-smelling, dumpy, sacka-potatoes white boy from Pittsburgh, you'll never go back."

 

[steelerssb]

Here's a winning line you should try out on her:

"Once you've had a semi-literate, malort-smelling, dumpy, sacka-potatoes white boy from Pittsburgh, you'll never go back."

 

[dikowt dowg]

Uhhh.... we have those too. They're called "men".

Men have urinals to use.

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

The correct term is “hovering”. Even with double seat covers, who would want to put their bum where a poopy bum could’ve just been?!

Not to mention where lots of people have left drops of urine, and maybe they wiped it off, or maybe it just dried. Who the hell wants to sit some place like that. Furthermore, I don't know about you, but as a kid, I was told if you ever sit on a public toilet seat, you're likely to get some horrible disease. Mind you, my grandmother was a bit particular, but I figured even if she took it a bit far, "don't sit on public toilet seats" is good advice.

 

[moxie]

Not to mention where lots of people have left drops of urine, and maybe they wiped it off, or maybe it just dried. Who the hell wants to sit some place like that. Furthermore, I don't know about you, but as a kid, I was told if you ever sit on a public toilet seat, you're likely to get some horrible disease. Mind you, my grandmother was a bit particular, but I figured even if she took it a bit far, "don't sit on public toilet seats" is good advice.

That was the number one cause of teenage pregnancy!! That, and riding double on a bicycle. Only hussies do that.

 

[Mofo]

Men have urinals to use.

If there are women hovering more than 1-2 inches off the seat and peeing, that's nearly as savage as the average public urinal.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Men have urinals to use.

Some lame motherfuckers can't even hit the urinal. There's usually puddles of piss on the floor. I pity the fools who go into a mens restroom barefoot....

 

[Dolemite censored]

Every on here is pissed....

 

[beardown07]

If there are women hovering more than 1-2 inches off the seat and peeing, that's nearly as savage as the average public urinal.

Throw on a skort and go check it out.

 

[Mofo]

Throw on a skort and go check it out.

Not worth it yet to embark upon that transition. Though the endgame of going to women’s prison has its allure, tbf.

 

[Dolemite censored]

If any part of my body is actually touching a public toilet, something has gone horribly, horribly wrong in my day.

Eating at a Chipotle?

 

[steelerssb]

If the wife from Step Brothers can pee in a urinal you can too

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

I've been moxie-ing around with may taxes. Should have done them a week ago.

Gave Uncle Joe his money already.

I made the mistake of scheduling payment before my filing was “approved”. Bet he comes back and takes even more.

 

[Tin Man]

Gave Uncle Joe his money already.

I made the mistake of scheduling payment before my filing was “approved”. Bet he comes back and takes even more.

Did you file a return or pay taxes during any Republican administrations? Do you believe the IRS is gentler and forgiving during Republican administrations?