It's Throwback Thursday's thread of sarcasm and witty repartee

Guy Incognito said:
I bought an extra package of TP last night. Been buying up meat and loading the freezer while it's cheap. Better prepared for this go-around than Round 1, and we came through that one fine.

Still wish I could get spray Lysol.
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I have the Windex antibacterial stuff. I like it.
 
ill said:
I need your guidance, Guy.

I don't know how to Make Morning Threads Great Again.
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Step one: fuck off with the politics.
Step two: put your dick in the hole.
Step three: have her open the box.
 
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SlinkyRedfoot said:
Mea culpa. My recollection was incorrect.

Was not my intention to pile on. When I feel like calling you a cocksucker, I'll do it by myself.
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ill said:
I have the Windex antibacterial stuff. I like it.
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I have probably half a can of spray Lysol, then a can of Microban. We also have a bottle of concentrated Lysol hospital grade disinfectant, but I have no idea how old it is, and thus if it's any kind of effective or not.
 
Guy Incognito said:
I have probably half a can of spray Lysol, then a can of Microban. We also have a bottle of concentrated Lysol hospital grade disinfectant, but I have no idea how old it is, and thus if it's any kind of effective or not.
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I have been drinking a lot of bleach lately, so I am almost out of that.

but since no one has been in this house except me and the occassional ladyfriend...my house is pretty clean.
 
Fish said:
He's too stupid to understand you.
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I am going to start hitting the report button any time someone posts a PF post in the morning threads and let Hammer deal with it.

I expect the same done for me.
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
It was definitely discussed and my recollection was that it wasn't his and he therefore doesn't have to provide child support. I wouldn't have asked that otherwise.

I've been SHOCKED at the information that duke has shared on here.

Word. You all know very, very little about me for that exact reason. In fact, because of that, @Rock Strongo is under the impression that I don't do anything, never have, and don't know anyone.
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if you cant prove it it didnt happen.

i like proving things happened.

its why i do it. i have sack.
 
Rock Strongo said:
if you cant prove it it didnt happen.

i like proving things happened.

its why i do it. i have sack.
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Accordingly, I've never done anything, don't know anyone, and I'm secure with that.
 
Guy Incognito said:
I bought an extra package of TP last night. Been buying up meat and loading the freezer while it's cheap. Better prepared for this go-around than Round 1, and we came through that one fine.

Still wish I could get spray Lysol.
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I apparently was a Lysol hoarder well before this year. I had 3 3-packs just sitting there.

Didn't realize we needed to be prepared for the mass hoarding again, but I do have enough TP and paper towel for at least a month, so I should be good.

Not going to be happy if the food shelves are running low again though.
 
kobesgame said:
I apparently was a Lysol hoarder well before this year. I had 3 3-packs just sitting there.

Didn't realize we needed to be prepared for the mass hoarding again, but I do have enough TP and paper towel for at least a month, so I should be good.

Not going to be happy if the food shelves are running low again though.
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I have plenty of TP and might need to move it somewhere else. I feel like right now it is where mice will get to it and make a nest out of it.

I only have 6 rolls of papertowels in the house right now.

considering a small chest freezer for the basement.

also a gun safe.
 
ill said:
I have plenty of TP and might need to move it somewhere else. I feel like right now it is where mice will get to it and make a nest out of it.

I only have 6 rolls of papertowels in the house right now.

considering a small chest freezer for the basement.

also a gun safe.
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6 rolls should last a single guy at least a month, so you should be good.

I highly recommend a freezer and a gun safe. But I have kids, so I feel like they might be a little more necessary here.
 
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Sitting in a waiting room later for an hour while surgery goes down.....I'd rather be working.
 
All this hording is ridiculous.

Cases are spiking, but we're also testing significantly more than we ever have. Hospitalizations are increasing, but we're still 25% short of hospitalizations from the first two waves. 7-day daily death averages are down 64% from their peak (4/21) during the first wave.

Much ado about nothing.
 
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