Evil genius should have figured out her time card by now.
Evil Genius is onto other things.
AT&T Email: You went over your internet limit. We're not going to charge you this time, but you went over. You should probably check to see if you can get on one of our *new & improved plans*!
Moi: <checks site, historical usage, etc.> Limit is 1500 something. Most I've ever used in the last 5+ years is 859 and in the last 2 months, i've gone to the limit. Hmmm... <call AT&T>
Moi: Hey- what gives? Is someone stealing my innerneps? Are there better new plans since you increased my fees by ~thirty bucks since I dumped your shitty cellphone service?
AT&T Dolt: I'm so glad you called! You currently are at 75mbps for $81 with a 1536GB limit. We can give you unlimited data at 100 whole mbps for...drumroll.... $71!!
For 12 months. If you add your phone line, you get $20 off. You wanna switch?
Moi: I already dumped you as my cell provider because you suck. Can you tell me if someone else is using my innerneps?
AT&T: No, but do you want to switch to the new plan?
Moi: Not really. I'll call Xfinity to see what they offer then I'll probably cancel if it's better.
AT&T: Well. Do you want to switch now or do you want me to send you to the cancel people? This is a really good deal, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah... (in an accent I can barely understand in a call center with a bajillion different people yammering on in the background)
Moi: Nah. I'm going to call Xfinity, then I'll decide on the next course of action.
Moi: <calls Xfinity> What's the deal on your plans? I checked the website and I think I might be retarded or I didn't hear what that AT&T bitch was telling me and she forgot a zero or something?
Xfinity Broad with an american accent and a quiet background: Our 1200mbps plan is $70/month. It includes the equipment, installation and Peacock Premium. AT&T has 100mbps/$71? Our 300 plan is $30/month. After 24 months, if it increases too much, call back and tell us you want to look at new plans or specials. We'll always be able to find something.
