The heir to the Oakland Raiders is incoming.

[RememberTheKoy]

 

[broncosmitty]

He’s a world class lover.

 

[williewilliejuan]

God, it must be great to be rich.

 

[Dolemite censored]

God, it must be great to be rich.

Rich enough and I hope sensible enough to get a DNA test first. A 26 yo woman is horny as hell and is probably fucking every guy who says hello to her.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Getting a woman pregnant at this stage is my worst nightmare.

 

[gobigred]

Getting a woman pregnant at this stage is my worst nightmare.

Good thing your cheapness repels any woman that would ever have sex with you so I think you don’t have to worry

 

[Guy Incognito]

Getting a woman pregnant at this stage is my worst nightmare.

Isn't that covered in the release forms you sign when you hire those escorts?

 

[Bender]

God, it must be great to be rich.

i get where you're coming from, but wouldn't you rather have friends and family you know fucked with you for who you were and not your money? that said, you could fuck a hot young thing and not be a billionaire, so be happy with where you are.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Isn't that covered in the release forms you sign when you hire those escorts?

The $20 ones don't carry a lot of legal forms.

 

[dikowt dowg]

This is about to be one strange childhood. He will be as fun to his kid as a great grandfather.

 

[Wild Turkey]

Chick says the kid ain’t his the dad is someone named Joey.

 

[fishinabarrel]

Chick says the kid ain’t his the dad is someone named Joey.

Joey....Freshwater?

 

[Wild Turkey]

Joey....Freshwater?

You might have solved the case.

 

[RememberTheKoy]

 

[beardown07]

Davis looks like the lovechild of the Mucinex booger and a sea lion.

 

[Mofo]

Davis looks like the lovechild of the Mucinex booger and a sea lion.

Have you SEEN what Al Davis looked like?

Spoiler

You fool! Good luck sleeping tonight!