Figured out where Hammer has been

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Because it will open a path to the White House our very own @HammerDown has left his life and moved to Hazard County Kentucky. He has convinced some toothless meth heads to adopt him. He will then write a book about his pull-up-ma-bootstraps life, join the Coast Guard, convince M Night Shyamalan to produce a movie on his life story and bing bang boom will be chosen as the running mate for Chris Sununu in '28


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PeoplesChicken said:
Because it will open a path to the White House our very own @HammerDown has left his life and moved to Hazard County Kentucky. He has convinced some toothless meth heads to adopt him. He will then write a book about his pull-up-ma-bootstraps life, join the Coast Guard, convince M Night Shyamalan to produce a movie on his life story and bing bang boom will be chosen as the running mate for Chris Sununu in '28


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Put down the glass pipe.
 
PeoplesChicken said:
Because it will open a path to the White House our very own @HammerDown has left his life and moved to Hazard County Kentucky. He has convinced some toothless meth heads to adopt him. He will then write a book about his pull-up-ma-bootstraps life, join the Coast Guard, convince M Night Shyamalan to produce a movie on his life story and bing bang boom will be chosen as the running mate for Chris Sununu in '28


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Just for the record, my fowl friend, there is no Hazard County in Kentucky. There is a town called Hazard, but that's in Perry County. I would guess there are lots of guys who were born in the 70's who are names "Duke," though. Oh, and, yeah, it's in Eastern Kentucky, where even long before meth was a thing, the population of folks without teeth was inordinately high.
 
ukfanfrombirth (cali cat) said:
Just for the record, my fowl friend, there is no Hazard County in Kentucky. There is a town called Hazard, but that's in Perry County. I would guess there are lots of guys who were born in the 70's who are names "Duke," though. Oh, and, yeah, it's in Eastern Kentucky, where even long before meth was a thing, the population of folks without teeth was inordinately high.
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That does it! We are meeting in Frankfort and FIGHTIN'

It twill be called Fightin'n Frankfort!
 
PeoplesChicken said:
That does it! We are meeting in Frankfort and FIGHTIN'

It twill be called Fightin'n Frankfort!
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How 'bout "Fisticuffs in Frankfort?"
(Yeah, I just wanted an excuse to use the word "fisticuffs." It isn't often I get the opportunity, and I couldn't pass it up.)

Now that that's out of the way, let's just meet at my cousin's farm in Shelbyville. There isn't much to do there other than fish and ride around on his tractor, but, hey, it makes for a really relaxing day.


Oh, and I think I remember Hammer saying something about London? With any luck, I'll be there in a couple of weeks, so I'll keep an eye out for him.
 
“Fisticuffs” sounds like a cat sneezing.
 
I understand he was spotted crawling around on a metal roof building couple days ago....
 
@HammerDown is actually sipping a cool drink and smoking a fine cigar on my screened porch. The fan is running. The katydids are in chorus, and he seems gently amused at the debate that he’s having with one of my comely neighbors.
 
I thought he was hanging out
with his favorite pro athlete,
Scottie Pippen...
 
PeoplesChicken said:
Because it will open a path to the White House our very own @HammerDown has left his life and moved to Hazard County Kentucky. He has convinced some toothless meth heads to adopt him. He will then write a book about his pull-up-ma-bootstraps life, join the Coast Guard, convince M Night Shyamalan to produce a movie on his life story and bing bang boom will be chosen as the running mate for Chris Sununu in '28


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Hazard County? I think that's in Georgia too, right?

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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HHAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW !!!!
 
 
ukfanfrombirth (cali cat) said:
How 'bout "Fisticuffs in Frankfort?"
(Yeah, I just wanted an excuse to use the word "fisticuffs." It isn't often I get the opportunity, and I couldn't pass it up.)

Now that that's out of the way, let's just meet at my cousin's farm in Shelbyville. There isn't much to do there other than fish and ride around on his tractor, but, hey, it makes for a really relaxing day.


Oh, and I think I remember Hammer saying something about London? With any luck, I'll be there in a couple of weeks, so I'll keep an eye out for him.
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London Ohio?
 
ukfanfrombirth (cali cat) said:
How 'bout "Fisticuffs in Frankfort?"
(Yeah, I just wanted an excuse to use the word "fisticuffs." It isn't often I get the opportunity, and I couldn't pass it up.)

Now that that's out of the way, let's just meet at my cousin's farm in Shelbyville. There isn't much to do there other than fish and ride around on his tractor, but, hey, it makes for a really relaxing day.


Oh, and I think I remember Hammer saying something about London? With any luck, I'll be there in a couple of weeks, so I'll keep an eye out for him.
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I can appreciate fisticuffs. I also like to ruckus
 
I'm gunna smash your boy! I think this phrase is funny in light of all that led up to it.

 
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