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Starting off just as expected. Please log all incidents here.

1. The Seine river, scene of some swim events, is saturated with fecal bacteria.


2. Protestors sabotaged the Paris train system leaving tens of thousands stranded, just before the start of the Games.


3. Issues with the food vendor for the athletes.


According to The Times of London, food at the Olympic Village has not lived up to the standards befitting international champions — let alone anyone.

British Olympic Association chief executive Andy Anson told the outlet there have been insufficient quantities of chicken, eggs and some carbohydrates, while some meat has been served raw
 
Event canceled due to Seine river water pollution.


"If concerns persist when race time arrives, the first backup plan is to postpone the triathlon events by a few days. If the water quality still isn't good enough, the swimming portion of the triathlon will be canceled and the athletes will only compete in the running and biking portions."
 
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Event canceled due to Seine river water pollution.


"If concerns persist when race time arrives, the first backup plan is to postpone the triathlon events by a few days. If the water quality still isn't good enough, the swimming portion of the triathlon will be canceled and the athletes will only compete in the running and biking portions."
If it's good enough for the frenchies, it should be good enough for the rest of the world. This is a fucking tri athelon not some mamby pamby biathlon.

Make it interesting and give back seconds for every turd the athletes bring back. Like Mario or something.
 
Event canceled due to Seine river water pollution.


"If concerns persist when race time arrives, the first backup plan is to postpone the triathlon events by a few days. If the water quality still isn't good enough, the swimming portion of the triathlon will be canceled and the athletes will only compete in the running and biking portions."
So... the entire river accessibility thing was dependent upon whether it rained one time?
If it's good enough for the frenchies, it should be good enough for the rest of the world. This is a fucking tri athelon not some mamby pamby biathlon.
Not unless they get a rifle.
 
Olympics in France. I predict Germany does well.
Watched the German basketball team kick ass.

It was against Japan though. Axis defeats axis in Paris.

Germany looks like they could give the Americans trouble.
 
they do have some cool venues. This fencing setup looks cool and the beach volleyball right by the eiffel tower.
 
You? Evidencing a modicum of cultural intellectualism? I am shocked, I tell you shocked at this.
are you doubling down on the Christians whining about being victims not being a part of the program? it's on brand, so go for it.
 
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