Anyone ever beat me off over a speeding ticket in court?

[huskers1217]

I stopped this kid last week who was blasting 1940s music in his 1955 pinto complaining about baby boomers. I wrote him a speeding ticket and he mumbled something, as he snorted another line of coke, about a hole being a hole. As I gave him the ticket and walked away. He shouted. I’ll beat you off in court.

 

[beardown07]

Have you ever done speed and beat off while yelling, "Yay! That's the ticket!" ?

 

[DragonFromTo]

Have you ever done speed and beat off while yelling, "Yay! That's the ticket!" ?

 

[fordman84]

I stopped this kid last week who was blasting 1940s music in his 1955 pinto complaining about baby boomers. I wrote him a speeding ticket and he mumbled something, as he snorted another line of coke, about a hole being a hole. As I gave him the ticket and walked away. He shouted. I’ll beat you off in court.

Officer Steve is that you?

 

[Big Al Rogorson]

I stopped this kid last week who was blasting 1940s music in his 1955 pinto complaining about baby boomers. I wrote him a speeding ticket and he mumbled something, as he snorted another line of coke, about a hole being a hole. As I gave him the ticket and walked away. He shouted. I’ll beat you off in court.

You should eat boat loads of celery before that court date.

 

[fordman84]

Have you ever done speed and beat off while yelling, "Yay! That's the ticket!" ?

I'm more of a "yeah" man than a "yay" man but if anyone has had good results I'm open to trying new things.

 

[beardown07]

I'm more of a "yeah" man than a "yay" man but if anyone has had good results I'm open to trying new things.

 

[beardown07]

Gotta be a "Yay!" lulz

 

[huskers1217]

Officer Steve is that you?

Told you not to call me that outside of the dfw. Oh wait

No it’s not

 

[fordman84]

Told you not to call me that outside of the dfw. Oh wait

No it’s not

 

[huskers1217]

What the fuck

 

[Bayou Tiger]

I stopped this kid last week who was blasting 1940s music in his 1955 pinto complaining about baby boomers. I wrote him a speeding ticket and he mumbled something, as he snorted another line of coke, about a hole being a hole. As I gave him the ticket and walked away. He shouted. I’ll beat you off in court.

 

[fordman84]

What the fuck

I have no idea, just have never really found a reason to use it.

 

[MAIZEandBLUE09]

This thread delivers

 

[redseat]

He shouted. I’ll beat you off in court.

Well did you go to court?

 

[DragonFromTo]

I stopped this kid last week who was blasting 1940s music in his 1955 pinto complaining about baby boomers. I wrote him a speeding ticket and he mumbled something, as he snorted another line of coke, about a hole being a hole. As I gave him the ticket and walked away. He shouted. I’ll beat you off in court.