How would you get home?

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Suppose you were somehow instantly transported to another planet in another solar system. This planet has intelligent life, you can survive just fine, and they can understand your language without any issue. They have the technology to get you back to earth...but you need to tell them where that is.

How are you going to do it? I read some astronomers once explain how you would navigate your way back home, but considering how everything I know about space and our place in this universe is dependent on the perspective I have here on this planet...it was kind of anxiety inducing.
 
fordman84 said:
Suppose you were somehow instantly transported to another planet in another solar system. This planet has intelligent life, you can survive just fine, and they can understand your language without any issue. They have the technology to get you back to earth...but you need to tell them where that is.

How are you going to do it? I read some astronomers once explain how you would navigate your way back home, but considering how everything I know about space and our place in this universe is dependent on the perspective I have here on this planet...it was kind of anxiety inducing.
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Why would you want to? Have you seen the state of this planet?
 
fordman84 said:
Suppose you were somehow instantly transported to another planet in another solar system. This planet has intelligent life, you can survive just fine, and they can understand your language without any issue. They have the technology to get you back to earth...but you need to tell them where that is.

How are you going to do it? I read some astronomers once explain how you would navigate your way back home, but considering how everything I know about space and our place in this universe is dependent on the perspective I have here on this planet...it was kind of anxiety inducing.
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If the new planet has no Democrats on it, the decision is quite easy.
 
Simple. I'd just give them the directions:

 
Most of the time I see this "showerthought" come up it devolves into things like "I'd draw saturn and hope they've seen it before".
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
Fuck that pussy. Having anxiety over getting home after an imaginary Scotty beams him over to Zaphod Beeblebrox's house. GTFO.
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Well, look at this bad ass who's too good to get high and think of stupid shit.
 
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