Now it's Tuesday

ill said:
a friend of mine texted me last night saying her long time boyfriend left her...

they had a very nice relationship...but part of it always felt empty to me...like best friends who happened to share an intimate space together.

they never planned on getting married or anything.

but he just decided last night that he was done...or needed a break.

I have no idea how to respond to texts like that
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Seems pretty obvious...

"Um, so wanna bang?"
 
Guy Incognito said:
Apparently Tank is now cooperating with tWife at his swim lesson. I got multiple texts that he was being a little asshole, and got on two video calls to talk to him. No updates since my last call.
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No need for DNA test, he's yours
 
ill said:
a friend of mine texted me last night saying her long time boyfriend left her...

they had a very nice relationship...but part of it always felt empty to me...like best friends who happened to share an intimate space together.

they never planned on getting married or anything.

but he just decided last night that he was done...or needed a break.

I have no idea how to respond to texts like that
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Same age as you?

Even though not a divorce it seems to be age where these things happen and people realize they want more as part of their mid life crisis.
 
PnkPanther said:
No need for DNA test, he's yours
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PnkPanther said:
Same age as you?

Even though not a divorce it seems to be age where these things happen and people realize they want more as part of their mid life crisis.
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just about...maybe a year or 2 older.

but yea...makes sense.

I think she was completely blindsided by it though
 
ill said:
a friend of mine texted me last night saying her long time boyfriend left her...

they had a very nice relationship...but part of it always felt empty to me...like best friends who happened to share an intimate space together.

they never planned on getting married or anything.

but he just decided last night that he was done...or needed a break.

I have no idea how to respond to texts like that
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ill said:
just about...maybe a year or 2 older.

but yea...makes sense.

I think she was completely blindsided by it though
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Yeah, 40 seems to be magic age for divorces to start
 
oh, and she's reaching out to you because she wants to bang you
 
What drives these threads btw

Obviously anything to do with a stable family is boooring.

I need to know what content drives these things so we can get some stimulated conversation going.
 
Like if I was to say I banged the afghani chick who I had a semi emotional affair with...that probably gets a couple hits.

My ex fiance has cancer was kinda meh....like a 3 out of 10

I just need direction
 
The guy came out today to find the dead rodent. Couldn't find it, so made $150 for nothing. But he agrees something big died in/around the master bath. Gonna get my tyvek suit, respirator, and gloves on and get up there with a small rake to see what I can find. Could be a real hero to the family if I can find the melting critter and get rid of the smell. I'll wait for the sun to go down.
 
ill said:
a friend of mine texted me last night saying her long time boyfriend left her...

they had a very nice relationship...but part of it always felt empty to me...like best friends who happened to share an intimate space together.

they never planned on getting married or anything.

but he just decided last night that he was done...or needed a break.

I have no idea how to respond to texts like that
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sounds like she wants a threesome.
 
ill said:
a friend of mine texted me last night saying her long time boyfriend left her...

they had a very nice relationship...but part of it always felt empty to me...like best friends who happened to share an intimate space together.

they never planned on getting married or anything.

but he just decided last night that he was done...or needed a break.

I have no idea how to respond to texts like that
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Want me to handle it?
 
stakesarehigh said:
What drives these threads btw

Obviously anything to do with a stable family is boooring.

I need to know what content drives these things so we can get some stimulated conversation going.
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Have your significant other post on your account and make you quit message boarding has always been a good one.

Also, time of day plays a bit of a role, as we have some folks more active in the AM.
 
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