tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

Walks like he has a corn cob stuck up his ass.
 
Yearns to suck on that corn cob.
 
Uses his teeth to pull out ass cobs.
 
Never met an ass cob he didn't intentionally gag on.
 
Since he can’t read, he was shocked when he found out the can read “SPAM” & not “SPERM”.
 
Picks the corn from his turds and eats it again because he doesn’t want to be wasteful
 
Picks the corn from others’ turds and eats them because he don’t like corn.
 
Found around and fucked out.
 
Hasn't been able to finish the Celine Dion documentary because "I can't! I just cant!"
 
Busks on the strip with nothing but a kazoo and a pair of spoons to support his BeanieBaby obsession.
 
Comes from a long line of dullards, bad decisions, and flop sweat.
 
Is a different type of Jerk Chicken, and contrary to his name, is despised by all of humanity.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top