Fuck Me Friday

[RobBase]

Kiddo earned a starting WR spot on his new team. Super proud. Kid is a damn good football player.

 

[occupant]

Don’t think I will, but best of luck in your endeavor.

 

[basement bias]

Almost time to work the beer tent. Not looking forward to that. Pageant is done and over with. Lil W runner up this time. Parade tomorrow as wife is doing pageant float & I'm on the wrestling club float. Lil W & Grand have tball & coach pitch floats possibly too. Just have to see. Then I'm fucking chilling out & maybe sleeping through all the excitement.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

I’m sure some vampires are cool. Just haven’t met any personally.

Do you have any vampire friends?

 

[RobBase]

Do you have any vampire friends?

I don’t have any friends, living or dead.

 

[RobBase]

Random space tent arrived today at the door and nobody knows who ordered it??

Finally the 5 year old admits he ordered it using my wife’s phone.

I wonder what else he ordered?

 

[Bender]

I don’t have any friends, living or dead.

i believe a vampire would be considered undead, any of those?

 

[basement bias]

i believe a vampire would be considered undead, any of those?

They probably identify as Zombies. Can't believe you just assumed they were vampires.

 

[RobBase]

i believe a vampire would be considered undead, any of those?

I know a lot of people dead on the inside. Does that count?

 

[RobBase]

NoThey probably identify as Zombies. Can't believe you just assumed they were vampires.

Offensive to the vampires, werewolves, witches and zombies + community.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Offensive to the vampires, werewolves, witches and zombies + community.

VWWZF Community

 

[ill]

I can’t imagine how weird your browser history must be.

do you not know how the gif search works on this site?

oh that's right, you don't