More Michigan Cheating

[fordman84]

If we struggle, I can just ask 'Ohio" fans for some help. They have mastered the art of excuses for quite some time now. That is what happens when you haven't beaten your rival since 2019 and it is 2024.

I have a feeling they are gonna hang 70 on y'all this year. So I'd suggest enjoy trolling now, because in a few months you are going to have to go full Jexas and talk about "historical records" but only between certain years.

 

[osubuckeye89]

If we struggle, I can just ask 'Ohio" fans for some help. They have mastered the art of excuses for quite some time now. That is what happens when you haven't beaten your rival since 2019 and it is 2024.

You probably think the Fresno State game was nothing and it's all just going to come together against a much better team, don't you?

 

[fordman84]

Eh, sadly Michigan's defense is probably good enough to keep it from getting totally out of hand, as much as I would love that.

I'm guessing Texas wins like 28-7 or some shit like that.

As much as I hate it, Jexas is going to thump Michigan and give that crybaby a reason to cry on national TV.

 

[osubuckeye89]

I have a feeling they are gonna hang 70 on y'all this year. So I'd suggest enjoy trolling now, because in a few months you are going to have to go full Jexas and talk about "historical records" but only between certain years.

NewPhone is hilariously in the minority of Michigan fans, over on their message board most of them (including usually delusional ones) can't even polish the cat turd that is their offense and have already came to terms that they are going to get beat down by Texas

 

[osubuckeye89]

As much as I hate it, Jexas is going to thump Michigan and give that crybaby a reason to cry on national TV.

Michigan's offense couldn't even crack 300 yards against a mid G-5 defense, yet NewPhone thinks they are going to suddenly put it all together and put up enough points to beat a much much better Texas team.

 

[fordman84]

Michigan's offense couldn't even crack 300 yards against a mid G-5 defense, yet NewPhone thinks they are going to suddenly put it all together and put up enough points to beat a much much better Texas team.

I hope they do, I just don't see it.

 

[osubuckeye89]

I hope they do, I just don't see it.

They won't. You can generally tell when it's a team just having a bad first game and when it's actually bad struggles. The Michigan offense is in that bad struggles category. The WRs getting zero separation against mid G5 DBs should be extremely concerning for them. The WRs had 6 catches for 34 yards against said Mid G5 DBs

 

[Across The Field]

Michigan's offense couldn't even crack 300 yards against a mid G-5 defense, yet NewPhone thinks they are going to suddenly put it all together and put up enough points to beat a much much better Texas team.

Can you blame him? He was tricked into thinking michigan had actually turned their program around after decades of being an underachieving afterthought, only to find out they only succeeded by cheating. Then the scumbag coach, who told the fanbase he wasn't leaving in 2023, left the second he was able to and left the program worse off than it was when he first got there. Now he's left rooting for a team that makes him clamor for the Hoke days.

 

[NewPhoneWhoDis]

I have a feeling they are gonna hang 70 on y'all this year. So I'd suggest enjoy trolling now, because in a few months you are going to have to go full Jexas and talk about "historical records" but only between certain years.

They've been saying for years they are going to hang 100. They are great on offense until they face someone who punches them in the mouth.

I don't have to go full anything -- we are the reigning National Champions.

 

[fordman84]

They've been saying for years they are going to hang 100. They are great on offense until they face someone who punches them in the mouth.

I don't have to go full anything -- we are the reigning National Champions.

And everyone knows what y'all had to do to get there. But enjoy it, I guess.

 

[osubuckeye89]

Can you blame him? He was tricked into thinking michigan had actually turned their program around after decades of being an underachieving afterthought, only to find out they only succeeded by cheating. Then the scumbag coach, who told the fanbase he wasn't leaving in 2023, left the second he was able to and left the program worse off than it was when he first got there. Now he's left rooting for a team that makes him clamor for the Hoke days.

I think all it's going to take is a loss to send this team tumbling down in a spiral. Getting Texas and then USC 2 weeks later is rough for them. They are definitely starting 2-2. The offense is worse than I thought it was gonna be too, the running game doesn't even look like it's going to be effective enough to make up for the abysmal QB play. At this point I wouldn't count any B1G game as a "sure" W for them outside of maybe Indiana and Northwestern.

 

[NewPhoneWhoDis]

Can you blame him? He was tricked into thinking michigan had actually turned their program around after decades of being an underachieving afterthought, only to find out they only succeeded by cheating. Then the scumbag coach, who told the fanbase he wasn't leaving in 2023, left the second he was able to and left the program worse off than it was when he first got there. Now he's left rooting for a team that makes him clamor for the Hoke days.

Well -- one thing Ohio doesn't have to worry about is Ryan Day going anywhere. So you have that going for you.

 

[NewPhoneWhoDis]

And everyone knows what y'all had to do to get there. But enjoy it, I guess.

One day, if you switch what team you root for -- you will get to feel what it is like to win a title.

 

[fordman84]

Well -- one thing Ohio doesn't have to worry about is Ryan Day going anywhere. So you have that going for you.

Bragging because your school is a stepping stone job? Interesting tactic.

 

[fordman84]

One day, if you switch what team you root for -- you will get to feel what it is like to win a title.

k

 

[Across The Field]

I think all it's going to take is a loss to send this team tumbling down in a spiral. Getting Texas and then USC 2 weeks later is rough for them. They are definitely starting 2-2. The offense is worse than I thought it was gonna be too, the running game doesn't even look like it's going to be effective enough to make up for the abysmal QB play. At this point I wouldn't count any B1G game as a "sure" W for them outside of maybe Indiana and Northwestern.

At some point they need to start thinking about putting the true freshman in there to at least get him some reps. It's clear they aren't winning much with the guys they currently have.

 

[NewPhoneWhoDis]

You probably think the Fresno State game was nothing and it's all just going to come together against a much better team, don't you?

I've said from the get go -- we are replacing 10 players on offense, with our only returning starter being a TE. Will Michigan improve? Absolutely. Will they improve enough in one week to beat Texas? No clue.

Ohio is the only game I make predictions on. I said we were going to own you last year without a HC and we did. I said the same the year before and we did. The first year I was wrong -- I didn't think we'd beat you and we did.

 

[Across The Field]

Well -- one thing Ohio doesn't have to worry about is Ryan Day going anywhere. So you have that going for you.

He's only been HC for 5 years, who knows what the future holds. After 5 years, Harbaugh was on the cusp of being fired. Turns out when you cheat to turn your program around, you can sucker a team like the Chargers (who haven't hired a good head coach in well over a decade) to take a chance.

 

[Across The Field]

I've said from the get go -- we are replacing 10 players on offense, with our only returning starter being a TE. Will Michigan improve? Absolutely. Will they improve enough in one week to beat Texas? No clue.

Ohio is the only game I make predictions on. I said we were going to own you last year without a HC and we did. I said the same the year before and we did. The first year I was wrong -- I didn't think we'd beat you and we did.

Lol winning by 6 in the final seconds with your best team ever at home while being outgained is "owned". And you wonder why everyone calls you a dumbass on this board.

 

[osubuckeye89]

He's only been HC for 5 years, who knows what the future holds. After 5 years, Harbaugh was on the cusp of being fired. Turns out when you cheat to turn your program around, you can sucker a team like the Chargers (who haven't hired a good head coach in well over a decade) to take a chance.

Yea they quickly forget that it took Harbaugh until his fucking SEVENTH season to finally beat Ohio State and win the B1G

Now they just expect Michigan to automatically win and beat Ohio State every year because they did it 3 times after getting dominated for the previous almost 20 seasons.