Just a Tuesday morning, nothing at all political going on today

Sleep numbah.

Doe.

But, he wants to take about a game show host.....SMH.
 
Maybe I should go to that industry for my new gig. I can even use my username.
I think you need a different name. It's not very porn-ish? Pornly? Pornesque? Porn-friendly?
 
my step brother after draft: GB front office is amazing. Our team is so good we have luxury drafting for future while remaining SB contenders

Step brother after losing to the Vikings

The GB front office are morons drafting a third string QB and back up RB with first two picks when our SB window is open, needed help now
 
I did something to my hand/finger yesterday, and I'm not sure what. But it is very sore/tender at the knuckle. Not sure if I'm going to be able to gym it tonight
 
I did something to my hand/finger yesterday,
flirty flirting GIF
 
The GF wants cheese pizza for lunch.
 
I did something to my hand/finger yesterday, and I'm not sure what. But it is very sore/tender at the knuckle. Not sure if I'm going to be able to gym it tonight
Anyone want to take a layup?
 
who eats lunch at 2pm
She's been wanting it for 3 hours, been disappointed the whole time, is probably used to being disappointed though.
 
Does he ever treat you to a spa day or suggest you go somewhere with the ladies for an extended period of time?
I'm revoking your man card, holmes.
 
"Let her go"?


What is this 1955?
You have a fucking cat and therefore have no real perspective on this type of thing.

If you had three kids and the Afrikaans said "hey, I'm going to so-and-so for six days," you would lose your shit.
 
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