GAME Washington @ Rutgers 8pm ET FOX

The wife's grandkids ain't here so I can eat my candy.
 
If they were here they would be staring at me and I would be staring at the TV watching football pretending I don't see them and their puppy dogeyes.

I have gotten good at that.
 
Achillles? Looked like he shattered his leg
 
B1G scrub night on Fox!!
Yea can't believe this is the game I am going with. But no way I am watching a shitty ACC matchup between Vagina Tech and that joke of a program in shitville Florida
 
I flipped from the ACC Game (21-14 Hokies) at a commercial,
and I see that a B1G Game has broken out: 3-0 in the 2nd. Yikes!
Still a better game. Fuck Florida football
 
Except, the little homie...2yo Demetrius. He gets whatever he wants. And 6 month old little Crissy ain't allowed adult food. At least that is what I have been told/advised. But 10yo AJ, 8yo Amiya and 7yo Elijah?

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Drunk DJ is a chatty fellow
I am. And watching the game.

And getting a little horny so that makes all this a liiiiiiiittle awkward.

Maaaaaaybe not. IDK.

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this game is a comedy of errors
 
Fucking penalties.
 
A blocked FG. Well, damn, damn, damn.
 
Then get to the Michigan cheated thread. That’s a layup in there
0 cheating occured. I think you mean an unprecedented illegal attack by Ryan Day's brother?
 
Too many Voodoo Ranger hard teas.
 
Scarlett pimpernels!!
 
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