Just sharing cause it made me chortle

Can’t do it. They give me shin splints.


Faggoty assed Crocs for me. And stinky assed Birks.
I smacked the ever-living fuck outta my ankle Saturday helping my uncoordinated daughter down some hairy rocks to the river's edge to fish. She went wonky and I wheeled to catch her and just ankle fucked a big rock while in flip-flops. Shit is getting blacker by the day.

I wear them even when I prolly shouldn't is what I'm getting at here. :lol:
 
Oh, same vein tho.

I've been dealing with seed corns the last few years, and they are painful little bitches. I cut 'em out with cuticle scissors eventually, but my daughter is appalled by my feet. lol.
I have what seem like corns on both my thumbs. Bite em off, which is dumb, since they bleed like hell when I do that.

All feet are disgusting imo. No idea what Rex Ryan is thinking.
 
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