My drive through Oklahoma

[trojanfan12]

Well I’ve never been to Spain…

But I kinda like the music.

 

[outofyourmind]

But I kinda like the music.

The women are insane there

 

[Wishbone]

The women are insane there

But I really don't remember

 

[outofyourmind]

But I really don't remember

They know how to use it

 

[Collegefbfan]

Great song!!!

 

[Godstree]

Fuck Stuckey's

Bucees is where it's at.

Buc-ee’s Is Finally Eyeing This Southern State For New Locations

Buc-ee's General Counsel Jeff Nadalo recently told KHOU that the chain has its sights set on Oklahoma for future outposts of the roadside oasis.

www.southernliving.com

I got 12 boxes of animal crackers, one big thing of Pecan candies and several chocolate covered beavers. Some brisket sandwiches as well

 

[Godstree]

 

[Hu War Yu]

I wondered what was happening when the JORTS ALERT on my phone woke me up this morning.

Thanks a lort.

What in the finger lickin' hell are you doing with your free time, son?

 

[Bayou Tiger]

Well I’ve never been to Spain…

Oh you must go!

They say the ladies are insane there.
And they sure know how to use it, they don't abuse it!

 

[Bayou Tiger]

With all the transgender shit going on today and some people even claiming to be trans-species, why can't we be transracial? I might want to be Black on Friday, White on Tuesday and Asian on Thursdays. And then an Indian when I'm fogging nuts down the highway.

 

[outofyourmind]

Oklahoma not Arizona

 

[Bayou Tiger]

Oklahoma not Arizona

What does it matter?
What does it matter?

 

[dikowt dowg]

Ever been to Turtle Dick OK?

No...but I've been to Big Bone Lick.

 

[dikowt dowg]

And then an Indian when I'm fogging nuts down the highway.

 

[Godstree]

No...but I've been to Big Bone Lick.

Your wife hasnt

 

[dikowt dowg]

Your wife hasnt

Correct. She's already got me.

 

[Godstree]

Correct. She's already got me.

Make up for the size by using your speed.

 

[dikowt dowg]

Make up for the size by using your speed.

Projection.

 

[outofyourmind]

Only made it out to Needles

 

[Godstree]

Only made it out to Needles

Speaking of needles.....