Is Any Team This Bad In All These Categories?

Sgt Brutus said:
We can only assume Michigan is POOR
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Michigan should hire someone like me to show them what success REALLY looks like. I won't do it because I'm a lifelong Ducks fans since the Chip Kelly days but there's got to be a person almost as successful as me in the midwest.
 
fishinabarrel said:
You barely have your driver's license if lifelong is from 2009
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Not only do I have a driver's license (it only 2 retakes to pass) but I have a 2016 Toyota Corolla that I lease. When I role up to the parties, blasting "Rockstar" by Nickelback, you know all the woman's start to get all hot and bothered.
 
duckboy33 said:
Not only do I have a driver's license (it only 2 retakes to pass) but I have a 2016 Toyota Corolla that I lease. When I role up to the parties, blasting "Rockstar" by Nickelback, you know all the woman's start to get all hot and bothered.
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We are practically twins
 
Huskers4me said:
You’re about to be collecting knuckles there skippy.
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Listen corn shucker, I can bench press 150 pounds MULTIPLE TIMES. I will let you go with a warning this time because you obviously don’t know who I am. Don’t make this mistake again
 
Huskers4me said:
You’re about to be collecting knuckles there skippy.
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duckboy33 said:
I won't do it because I'm a lifelong Ducks fans since the Chip Kelly days
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So before he left in 2012....but after he got there in 2009......


Huskers4me said:
Long time? I saw Oregon play Nebraska in 1974.
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Go easy on him Herbie Husker! He's just a boy! (Says so right in the name)
 
Bayou Tiger said:
So before he left in 2012....but after he got there in 2009......




Go easy on him Herbie Husker! He's just a boy! (Says so right in the name)
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Listen Bayou Babbler, NOBODY needs to go easy on me. I can bench press 150 pounds MULTIPLE TIMES. I earned a varsity letter in football 2 years in a row and even started on special teams my senior year. I'm still a bit of a local legend when I show up to Springfield High School football games in my letterman jacket and wearing my class ring. After the games, I often can hang around and get some free hot dogs (unless they sold them all during the game). I also scored a perfect score on an IQ test (100) and made the Springfield HS honor role once my sophomore year. I am now the lead attendant at the Dari Mart in Thurston and make OVER 24 dollars and hour. I'm living with my wingman Kyle and we rent a two bedroom apartment in downtown Springfield. We often ride to Buffalo Wild Wings, where I know all the bartenders by name, in my leased 2016 Toyota Corolla blasting Nickelback. After kicking back some shots of fireball at B-Dubs, Kyle and I will often drive to Bethel to go to the hottest club in Eugene, the Nile (IYKYK). While we are there, the women are all over us.

I am more attractive than you.
I am more success than you.
I am smarter than you.
I am cooler than you.

And Oregon is a blue blood. Deal with it.
 
duckboy33 said:
Not only do I have a driver's license (it only 2 retakes to pass) but I have a 2016 Toyota Corolla that I lease. When I role up to the parties, blasting "Rockstar" by Nickelback, you know all the woman's start to get all hot and bothered.
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