GAME THE #1 TEAM IN THE COUNTRY THE OREGON DUCKS vs #20 illinois 3:30pm eastern time on CBS

He was supposed to be this shit at UCLA, lost his spot. Transfers to Oregon and doesn't even see the field

They're saving his eligibility. This is well known.

It was also stated on the broadcast.
 
Nah, fam. We brought them with you. There is no talent left in the PAC.

 
Hell yeah brother. It's shaping up to be a LEGENDARY weekend.

On Friday, Kyle and I will be drinking a few Coors Light before we decide to take my leased 2016 Toyota Corolla to the Buffalo Wild Wings in Springfield while BLASTING Nickelback. I don't know how to put this but I'm a pretty big deal over there. I know all of the bartenders on a first name basis. On Friday, Brenda will be behind the bar. Brenda is a solid 8/10. When she's got a low cut shirt on, you're in for a show. I'm pretty sure she's into me. Brenda always saying things to me like "hey, what are we drinking tonight?" After a few shots of fireball, I'll ask her out on a date. Last time she says she was really busy and wasn't in the mindset to date but she's had enough time to work her stuff out. Nobody turns down a guy like me twice. Nobody.

After we set up that date, Kyle and I will be headed off to the sickest club in Eugene, the Nile (IYKYK). The women there are all over you. I know Destiny works tonight. Destiny often says that she loves dancing on me, unlike the other losers who show up to the club. She often talks about how lucky she is to get to give me a private dance in the VIP room.

After that we will head home, sleep it off and WAKE UP early in the morning to tailgate. I'll be drinking Coors light at 8:00 AM until kickoff. While we are waiting, I'll be grilling up some hot dogs and putting all the fixings on them (Ketchup and Mustard). Then we'll get into Autzen to watch the #1 team in the country DESTROY Iowa.

Ducks 56 Iowa 10

And the Ducks are a blue blood. Deal with it.

Update: Brenda says she doesn’t date my customers. I told her that I wasn’t going to stop going to BDubs to date her. I’m sorry but I already know all the bartenders on a first name basis and am racking up reward points. I told Brenda to lose some weight and I MIGHT reconsider.

Then Kyle and I headed to the Nile and gentlemen, Destiny was amazing. Immediately upon seeing me, she came over and hugged me and said how much she was missing me and how bored she was with all the other losers in the club. This is the kind of reaction a winner likes me deserve. After paying for the 30 minute VIP treatment, we went to the VIP room. Now I’m a gentleman so I’m not gonna tell what happened in there. Let’s just say that we had to cut the VIP experience a little short so I could dry off part of my jeans. Destiny said it was the most amazing experience of her life. I told her that she’s welcome and asked for her phone number. She said she was busy working but I could come back to the club ANY night that she’s working and get the VIP treatment. Fitting for a guy like me.

The next day, Kyle and I drank coors light from the minute we got up. At 10:30, I put some dogs in the grill and put all the fixing on them (ketchup and mustard). They were some of the best dogs that I’ve ever had. The Midwest would be jealous of what we had going on. Later we made our way to a sold out Autzen Stadium to watch the #1 team in America destroy Indiana. After a couple IPAs, Kyle needed to help me walk out of Autzen. I don’t remember the second half or the rest of the night honestly.

I woke up this morning, puked a few times and now I’m headed to work at Dari Mart in Thurston. I’ll be playing some R Kelly on the way to work this morning in my leased 2016 Toyota Corolla. Trapped in the closest 🎶
 
For all those years of people talking down the PAC, STFU, the B1G is absolutely no better and only has name alone

It wasnt something people just made up. The conference records against each other in recent years heavily favored the B1G
 
Update: Brenda says she doesn’t date my customers. I told her that I wasn’t going to stop going to BDubs to date her. I’m sorry but I already know all the bartenders on a first name basis and am racking up reward points. I told Brenda to lose some weight and I MIGHT reconsider.

Then Kyle and I headed to the Nile and gentlemen, Destiny was amazing. Immediately upon seeing me, she came over and hugged me and said how much she was missing me and how bored she was with all the other losers in the club. This is the kind of reaction a winner likes me deserve. After paying for the 30 minute VIP treatment, we went to the VIP room. Now I’m a gentleman so I’m not gonna tell what happened in there. Let’s just say that we had to cut the VIP experience a little short so I could dry off part of my jeans. Destiny said it was the most amazing experience of her life. I told her that she’s welcome and asked for her phone number. She said she was busy working but I could come back to the club ANY night that she’s working and get the VIP treatment. Fitting for a guy like me.

The next day, Kyle and I drank coors light from the minute we got up. At 10:30, I put some dogs in the grill and put all the fixing on them (ketchup and mustard). They were some of the best dogs that I’ve ever had. The Midwest would be jealous of what we had going on. Later we made our way to a sold out Autzen Stadium to watch the #1 team in America destroy Indiana. After a couple IPAs, Kyle needed to help me walk out of Autzen. I don’t remember the second half or the rest of the night honestly.

I woke up this morning, puked a few times and now I’m headed to work at Dari Mart in Thurston. I’ll be playing some R Kelly on the way to work this morning in my leased 2016 Toyota Corolla. Trapped in the closest 🎶
Hold on a minute. If you are a VIP, why do you have to pay for the treatment?
 
It wasnt something people just made up. The conference records against each other in recent years heavily favored the B1G
The PAC won head to head matchups against the B1G in the:
60’s
70’s
80’s
90’s
00’s
10’s

Come again?????
 
Hold on a minute. If you are a VIP, why do you have to pay for the treatment?

Because I make OVER 24 bucks an hour and I can afford it brother.
 
The PAC won head to head matchups against the B1G in the:
60’s
70’s
80’s
90’s
00’s
10’s

Come again?????

It wasnt something people just made up. The conference records against each other in recent years heavily favored the B1G

Since 2010 the PAC was 40-51 against the B1G and hadn't won a bowl game against them since 2019. Thus why they were looked upon as the weaker of the two conferences when the merger was happening. Doesn't matter what happened 15+ years ago in that regard
 
Since 2010 the PAC was 40-51 against the B1G and hadn't won a bowl game against them since 2019. Thus why they were looked upon as the weaker of the two conferences when the merger was happening. Doesn't matter what happened 15+ years ago in that regard
The PAC was. 33-30 vs Big 10 in the 10’s.

8-10 in the 20’s. So the statement that the B1G 10 is or was superior is NOT TRUE.
 
2010-2023 vs. B1G
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2020-2023 vs. B1G
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