tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

Was hired as a waitress at Hooters because of his moobs and camel toe.
 
Would walk a thousand miles to blow a camel
 
Used to be a lighthouse keeper, was the highlight of his work career.
 
Has always been too lazy to cross the road.
 
His favorite travel book is "A Scratch and Sniff Guide to the Hershey Highway".
 
REALLY loves cattle.
 
Was disappointed to find out that that cow-tipping had nothing to do with his dick.
 
Got slapped by a waitress in Green Bay who overheard him talking about cow-tipping.
 
Married that waitress from Green Bay
 
Begrudges Green Bay for coming up with splinter free toilet paper.
 
Still uses a corn cob.
 
His wife and girlfriend both accept Bitcoin for BJs
 
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