Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson tonight

I'm ashamed to admit, I'm not all that skilled at taking phone videos with my left hand...OR, at taking a dump into my right hand
Well then take one of those tri-pod stands for your phone and shit in both hands.

Come on, hu. Be a problem solver.
 
Have not realy kept up with this.
This article says that Paul is the favorite, which blows my mind.

I guess I'm thinking of the young Mike Tyson, but I just don't see him loosing.

Who's going to win this thing.??.

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Have not realy kept up with this.
This article says that Paul is the favorite, which blows my mind.

I guess I'm thinking of the young Mike Tyson, but I just don't see him loosing.

Who's going to win this thing.??.

I think I can speak for the entire civilized world, and say that our hope is that some deep, primal madness is awakened in Mike Tyson and he kills Jake Paul, pummeling him so severely, that by the time a team of security officials pull Tyson off, there's nothing left except a red pulpy mess.
 
I think I can speak for the entire civilized world, and say that our hope is that some deep, primal madness is awakened in Mike Tyson and he kills Jake Paul, pummeling him so severely, that by the time a team of security officials pull Tyson off, there's nothing left except a red pulpy mess.
I mean, Paul is a douche, but Tyson did serve prison time for raping an 18 year old girl…
 
Well, this is awkward, but... It's because I don't really like you

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It's a work. Both fighters and the promoters (which, BTW, I think Paul is the main promoter) will make money off this, as will bookies from the vig. But it's not a legit fight. They are using 14 oz gloves instead of 10's, rounds are only going to be 2 minutes instead of 3, and Tyson was having some serious health issues just prior -- which got the fight postponed from the original date.

There will be some punches landed to make it look good but the outcome is already determined. I just don't know what that outcome is, or I'd be placing a real bet on it.
The outcome is Paul. He's the promoter and estimated to get 40M, this continued grift works because he's undefeated and stupid people keep coming back thinking this is the time he's going to get knocked out.
 
Not over here...it's up in the Eurohoop bookie, though. Want me to make you a proxy bet??
Sure, let me translate "JS is a kweer" into binary and have you bet that much.
 
I will say, Taylor - Serrano sounds like it should be a good fight.
 
I mean, Paul is a douche, but Tyson did serve prison time for raping an 18 year old girl…
Eh, to this day I think it was a set up. The chick that accused him had been busted lying previously about being raped by another guy, but luckily that dude had an alibi.
 
The outcome is Paul. He's the promoter and estimated to get 40M, this continued grift works because he's undefeated and stupid people keep coming back thinking this is the time he's going to get knocked out.
Pretty sure he has lost before.
 
Pretty sure he has lost before.
i haven't paid too much attention to his "boxing career"

Jake Paul’s first defeat: Tommy Fury, 2023​


After multiple delays and issues, Jake Paul finally stepped into the ring against Tommy Fury in February of 2023. Paul had nearly fought Tommy Fury twice prior to the actual fight. However, when the two did finally step in the ring together, Jake was served his first loss in his boxing career.

Judges awarded Fury victory via scorecards, with a 74-75 for Paul and 2x 76-73 for Fury, resulting in an overall victory for the former Love Island star. After taking the loss against Fury, Paul’s rematch clause has come into effect, meaning the boxers will see a rematch sometime down the line.

I stand by the getting knocked out part. Has he even been knocked down? I honestly don't even know one brother from the other, assumed this was the guy that also "fought" Floyd, but I guess not.
 
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