Where does your school rank with MILFs?

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dhoey said:
Umm, what??

Was there a storm and the power went out so they did it for warmth???
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It was one of those Tom Rinaldi type interviews prior to their Orange Bowl vs. West Virginia.
 
Inquisitor said:
Houston Cougars of course.
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I laughed when I saw this post.

New couple moved into our over 55 place where we live now. They are quite a hoot after getting to know them...but she is a little naive. Over drinks the other evening I started to rag her a little and said, "Rumor is that you're a cougar." She answered, "Yes. How did you know I went to the University of Houston?" Her husband rolled his eyes at her and said "That's not the type of cougar he meant." Thirty years ago Cougar High would have been more than proud to call her one of their MILFs.
 
Akron, Minnesota, Tulsa, Bowling Green, and Purdue gotta be the top 5. No particular order of course.
 
Gaucho MILF game is always top-tier.

Celebrate motherfuckers. Literally.
 
NYU.

Hot women love money.

Hot women can send their daughters to schools that cost a lot of $.

Hot girls going to schools to see a bunch of drunk idiots fall down the stairs in a run down frat house in a red state is so ... 1975.

USC is a good one too.
 
MILFs from NYU/USC can still keep their looks into their 30s cuz they're still working and hanging out, whereas MILFs from Alabama have 4 kids and are pushing around a shopping cart at Walmart by age 37.

Logic prevails yet again...
 
I went to Arizona State so um, yeah. High. Definitely higher than the football team’s #15 ranking.
 
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