What do you want for Christmas, little boy?

Thank you for the vote of confidence, sir. I don’t wish to alarm The Chicken of The People but he most definitely is going to get tuned up good. We ride at sunrise.

Or maybe after a few taps of the snooze button. Or sunset- does that work better for you? I’m good with midday, too. Just not 2pm- I’m trying to keep current with general hospital.

But let’s use these pistols!

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I have it on good authority ol’ chicken head is using his standard pew-pew machines

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Well you name the time and place. For my second, I have selected a nice gentleman of Ukrainian decent who claims to be proficient in weaponry
 
Well you name the time and place. For my second, I have selected a nice gentleman of Ukrainian decent who claims to be proficient in weaponry
does alaskagvy know his wife escaped again?
 
If your answer to this question is Lime’s Disease, make sure to get real Christmas tree infested with ticks (it happened to someone I knew a long time ago).

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All I want for Christmas is no step kids

Did Santa come through on this one?

Seems pretty easy. I got that present every year of my life because I never married a chick with kids, but that’s just one way. There are others.
 
Did Santa come through on this one?

Seems pretty easy. I got that present every year of my life because I never married a chick with kids, but that’s just one way. There are others.
I don't think it did. Thought he posted that one got in trouble a bit ago. I know his pain with 3 as well. Though my 3 are starting to realize that I'm more of a dad than their actual dad. Some days it's good and others can be what the fuck was I thinking?
 
Did Santa come through on this one?

Seems pretty easy. I got that present every year of my life because I never married a chick with kids, but that’s just one way. There are others.
We have an empty house
 
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