tOfficial Night Shift Thread v59 - Now with less Reluctant Leaders

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this looks a little better

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Camfantasy said:
I meant Wayne's world. My bad should have specified.
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Oh, haven't shown those to the kids, but I agree with you, they weren't actually that funny. So many of those SNL sketches that get converted into full-length movies end up being terrible
 
tabascojet said:
So took me 2 hours to close and cover pool today... fuck you pool company and your $400+tax bullshit quote. Going to buy my own golden tee machine with the savings.
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I have a buddy that just bought one. 2015 I think.


If I were to do that, I think I'd go retro and go for a 2006 - 2011 model....


I may or may not have had a Golden Tee card.... :whistle:
 
Win TWINS!!! said:
I have a buddy that just bought one. 2015 I think.


If I were to do that, I think I'd go retro and go for a 2006 - 2011 model....


I may or may not have had a Golden Tee card.... :whistle:
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What is Golden Tee card?

Damnit, now I want a GT machine for the garage.
 
tabascojet said:
So took me 2 hours to close and cover pool today... fuck you pool company and your $400+tax bullshit quote. Going to buy my own golden tee machine with the savings.
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Took my car in this morning for its annual service or whatever the hell it is. Pissed me right the frig off. I had to take it in back in January because of some recall then I went to get it serviced a few months later (oil or whatever) and they said it was too soon, even though it was a year since I got it. Mileage wasn't high enough. I just hit 10k so I scheduled the appt and that motherfucker is all, "Well, the only way the dealership pays is if it's within two months of the year you bought it (would be april-june, i think) or at 16k miles. so i explained to his dumbass that they sent me away last time and I started bitching out on him over it, as in - you tell me one more time that you're not paying for it and I'll drive the fuck right out of here, take it to jiffy lube and you can eat a dick when my lease is up and the maintenance is fubar. Good luck reselling it because I will FUCK. SHIT. UP the day before I turn it in.
So he gets all, "uh, l talked to my supervisor and we'll go ahead and take care of it. Would you like the windshield wipers replaced, too?" Okay- do that, too, fucko. Then he tells me that will be about $150.
FOR WINDSHIELD WIPERS?!! "Well, they're about blah, blah, blah" I basically tuned him out and asked, "Can I go to Auto Zone and get them for 1/4 of the price?" "Um.. yeah, basically." "Then no. Fuck the wipers."
 
moxie said:
Took my car in this morning for its annual service or whatever the hell it is. Pissed me right the frig off. I had to take it in back in January because of some recall then I went to get it serviced a few months later (oil or whatever) and they said it was too soon, even though it was a year since I got it. Mileage wasn't high enough. I just hit 10k so I scheduled the appt and that motherfucker is all, "Well, the only way the dealership pays is if it's within two months of the year you bought it (would be april-june, i think) or at 16k miles. so i explained to his dumbass that they sent me away last time and I started bitching out on him over it, as in - you tell me one more time that you're not paying for it and I'll drive the fuck right out of here, take it to jiffy lube and you can eat a dick when my lease is up and the maintenance is fubar. Good luck reselling it because I will FUCK. SHIT. UP the day before I turn it in.
So he gets all, "uh, l talked to my supervisor and we'll go ahead and take care of it. Would you like the windshield wipers replaced, too?" Okay- do that, too, fucko. Then he tells me that will be about $150.
FOR WINDSHIELD WIPERS?!! "Well, they're about blah, blah, blah" I basically tuned him out and asked, "Can I go to Auto Zone and get them for 1/4 of the price?" "Um.. yeah, basically." "Then no. Fuck the wipers."
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Good job, Karen....

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who the fuck leases a car, anyway???
 
moxie said:
Took my car in this morning for its annual service or whatever the hell it is. Pissed me right the frig off. I had to take it in back in January because of some recall then I went to get it serviced a few months later (oil or whatever) and they said it was too soon, even though it was a year since I got it. Mileage wasn't high enough. I just hit 10k so I scheduled the appt and that motherfucker is all, "Well, the only way the dealership pays is if it's within two months of the year you bought it (would be april-june, i think) or at 16k miles. so i explained to his dumbass that they sent me away last time and I started bitching out on him over it, as in - you tell me one more time that you're not paying for it and I'll drive the fuck right out of here, take it to jiffy lube and you can eat a dick when my lease is up and the maintenance is fubar. Good luck reselling it because I will FUCK. SHIT. UP the day before I turn it in.
So he gets all, "uh, l talked to my supervisor and we'll go ahead and take care of it. Would you like the windshield wipers replaced, too?" Okay- do that, too, fucko. Then he tells me that will be about $150.
FOR WINDSHIELD WIPERS?!! "Well, they're about blah, blah, blah" I basically tuned him out and asked, "Can I go to Auto Zone and get them for 1/4 of the price?" "Um.. yeah, basically." "Then no. Fuck the wipers."
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niice....no manger interaction required. you might have this karen thing on lock down. time to level up!!
 
Win TWINS!!! said:
allowed you to be nationally ranked, play in tournaments....

that kinda stuff.
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iwish i could link up the pseudo arcade one he got and im going to get...would be like a north and south course in the same neighborhoof :dhd:
 
moxie said:
Took my car in this morning for its annual service or whatever the hell it is. Pissed me right the frig off. I had to take it in back in January because of some recall then I went to get it serviced a few months later (oil or whatever) and they said it was too soon, even though it was a year since I got it. Mileage wasn't high enough. I just hit 10k so I scheduled the appt and that motherfucker is all, "Well, the only way the dealership pays is if it's within two months of the year you bought it (would be april-june, i think) or at 16k miles. so i explained to his dumbass that they sent me away last time and I started bitching out on him over it, as in - you tell me one more time that you're not paying for it and I'll drive the fuck right out of here, take it to jiffy lube and you can eat a dick when my lease is up and the maintenance is fubar. Good luck reselling it because I will FUCK. SHIT. UP the day before I turn it in.
So he gets all, "uh, l talked to my supervisor and we'll go ahead and take care of it. Would you like the windshield wipers replaced, too?" Okay- do that, too, fucko. Then he tells me that will be about $150.
FOR WINDSHIELD WIPERS?!! "Well, they're about blah, blah, blah" I basically tuned him out and asked, "Can I go to Auto Zone and get them for 1/4 of the price?" "Um.. yeah, basically." "Then no. Fuck the wipers."
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also.... Jiffy Lube prolly wouldn't go all synthetic, which is what your car needs.... so they'd fuck shit up for you sooner...

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moxie said:
Took my car in this morning for its annual service or whatever the hell it is. Pissed me right the frig off. I had to take it in back in January because of some recall then I went to get it serviced a few months later (oil or whatever) and they said it was too soon, even though it was a year since I got it. Mileage wasn't high enough. I just hit 10k so I scheduled the appt and that motherfucker is all, "Well, the only way the dealership pays is if it's within two months of the year you bought it (would be april-june, i think) or at 16k miles. so i explained to his dumbass that they sent me away last time and I started bitching out on him over it, as in - you tell me one more time that you're not paying for it and I'll drive the fuck right out of here, take it to jiffy lube and you can eat a dick when my lease is up and the maintenance is fubar. Good luck reselling it because I will FUCK. SHIT. UP the day before I turn it in.
So he gets all, "uh, l talked to my supervisor and we'll go ahead and take care of it. Would you like the windshield wipers replaced, too?" Okay- do that, too, fucko. Then he tells me that will be about $150.
FOR WINDSHIELD WIPERS?!! "Well, they're about blah, blah, blah" I basically tuned him out and asked, "Can I go to Auto Zone and get them for 1/4 of the price?" "Um.. yeah, basically." "Then no. Fuck the wipers."
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Windshield wipers at Costco would be 10% of that price.
 
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