Bill belichick to unc

RubinRock said:
So pretty much everything about hiring him is still an issue and up in the air.
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All that is code for Bill is scouting the campus for a new girlfriend and hopes to seal a deal soon.
 
I don’t think this goes well. I know some NFL coaches move to college level sometimes. But look how old this guy is, look at what he has accomplished, and he’s gonna be dealing with kids, recruiting at least on a certain level, NIL, and all this at a place that is a basketball school. I hope I am wrong, but man.
 
Bill Belichick Agrees To UNC Job On Condition He Can Live In Girlfriend’s Dorm
Sports·Dec 11, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
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CHAPEL HILL, NC — The Tar Heels athletic department was on the brink of pulling off a huge coup this week, as legendary NFL coach Bill Belichick reportedly agreed to take the University of North Carolina head coaching position on the condition that he can live in his girlfriend's dorm.

The coach who led the New England Patriots to six Super Bowl championships had been in discussions with UNC leadership about the possibility of taking over the school's football program, with the only remaining detail left to be ironed out having to do with whether he would be allowed to share his girlfriend's dorm room.

"We're working on accommodating Coach Belichick and the young woman we mistakenly thought was his grand-daughter," said UNC Athletic Director Bubba Cunningham. "We are more than willing to do whatever it takes to bring in such a legendary football coach. If that means granting his girlfriend a full-ride scholarship and allowing them to live together in her dorm, then so be it. We are also prepared to offer her cotton candy, roller skates, and anything else a young lady her age might want."

At publishing time, UNC officials had reportedly sweetened the deal by informing Belichick that he and his girlfriend could both eat near campus for low prices by combining her student discount with an early bird senior citizen meal.
 
My friend and I were joking a couple of weeks ago that he should go to Harvard, bring Cowher as his DC, use their endowment to buy every recruit and portal transfer, and win a natty or two for the Crimson within 6 years.
 
Okay, so now the heat's off Deion as most hated college coach that we all can't wait to watch crash and burn, monumentally
 
101stAB said:
I bet Belichik would bring in a coaching staff that will have the kids star struck.

QB Coach: Brady

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Isn't Brady making a shit ton on fox?
 
NB4 Steve is named DC and is the HC in waiting
 
Plan B was going to be Tommy Rees.
 
Professional coach for a professional sport.
 
ELTEXAN said:
My friend and I were joking a couple of weeks ago that he should go to Harvard, bring Cowher as his DC, use their endowment to buy every recruit and portal transfer, and win a natty or two for the Crimson within 6 years.
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You and your friend sound like a hoot.
 
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