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Godstree

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Ate junkie yesterday. No true meal unless you count nachos as a true meal.

Woke up early, shocker, and had a cup of coffee. Dog came up to me and gave me eyeballs. The can we go out so I can sniff ones.

Got bundled up flashlight in hand, off we go. We went long route as not in any hurry. Other side of the hood, she does her thing.

And then it hit me. Turtle was making its way. No farts trusted situation. If she had to poop again, I couldn't bend over and pick it up. Thank God she didn't.

Made it. Safe.

Lesson learned, lesson learned.
 
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Godstree said:
Ate junkie yesterday. No true meal unless you count nachos as a true meal.

Woke up early, shocker, and had a cup of coffee. Dog came up to me and gave me eyeballs. The can we go out so I can sniff ones.

Got bundled up flashlight in hand, off we go. We went long route as not in any hurry. Other side of the hood, she does her thing.

And then it hit me. Turtle was making its way. No farts trusted situation. If she had to poop again, I couldn't bend over and pick it up. Thank God she didn't.

Made it. Safe.

Lesson learned, lesson learned.
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Not what we needed on a Monday morning
 
huskers1217 said:
If it ain’t 30”. You are a rookie
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That wasn't a rookie thing. More like.... warm chilie with a co² tank used as a propellant. I may need septic service by the end of the day.
 
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