Once Again I Didn’t Get The Tom Cruise Christmas Cake

[Wild Turkey]

I just don’t understand why Tom would dis me like that this.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

I just don’t understand why Tom would dis me like that this.

I am sure he's still trying to find thee perfect one for you. Never lose hope with Tom

 

[redseat]

Is this truly a thing?

 

[Bayou Tiger]

I’m more of a cookies and pies fan.

I’m not against cakes and will happily accept a slice whenever one is offered….but I do not seek cakes when my sweet tooth is calling for a sweet treat.

Now I will actively seek out cookies and or a pie to satisfy my sweet tooth.

Sweet dough pie with blueberry filling is my favorite pie.

Oatmeal and raisin cookie my favorite cookie.

 

[Wild Turkey]

Is this truly a thing?

Quit pretending you don’t want one.

 

[rsw626]

Is this truly a thing?

It's Tom's way of letting you know what your sphincter will look like after he visits you.

 

[Hu War Yu]

It's Tom's way of letting you know what your sphincter will look like after he visits you.

 

[huskers1217]

Why the fuck you want a Scientology cake. They put a rape drug in there

 

[TechRaiderRider]

Why the fuck you want a Scientology cake. They put a rape drug in there

baby, it's cold outside...


come inside and have some cake -

 

[Wild Turkey]

Why the fuck you want a Scientology cake. They put a rape drug in there

Don’t act like you wouldn’t let Tom go Diddy on you for a piece of that cake.

 

[ojb81]

I’m more of a cookies and pies fan.

I’m not against cakes and will happily accept a slice whenever one is offered….but I do not seek cakes when my sweet tooth is calling for a sweet treat.

Now I will actively seek out cookies and or a pie to satisfy my sweet tooth.

Sweet dough pie with blueberry filling is my favorite pie.

Oatmeal and raisin cookie my favorite cookie.

 

[Tomhusker]

Don’t act like you wouldn’t let Tom go Diddy on you for a piece of that cake.

 

[Bayou Tiger]

 

[DragonFromTo]

baby, it's cold outside...


come inside and have some cake -

 

[broncosmitty]

Is this about bleaching buttholes?

I don’t get it. But I’m curious.

 

[redseat]

Quit pretending you don’t want one.

I'm good. Thanks