I still hate Texas drivers.

[huskers1217]

Slowest drivers ever but will honk within a sec of a light turning

 

[williewilliejuan]

It’s a fascinating conundrum with Texas drivers. I’ve never been anywhere where people try to merge onto the freeway at 35 MPH and then crank it up to 90 once they’re there.

 

[Tharvot]

It’s a fascinating conundrum with Texas drivers. I’ve never been anywhere where people try to merge onto the freeway at 35 MPH and then crank it up to 90 once they’re there.

Also a fun mixture of idiots who drive at or below the speed limit in the left lane and other idiots who drive 100 MPH and weave in and out of every lane.

Mix in some inclement weather and everyone just loses their minds.

 

[TheReal_NU]

It’s a fascinating conundrum with Texas drivers. I’ve never been anywhere where people try to merge onto the freeway at 35 MPH and then crank it up to 90 once they’re there.

In Iowa, they just keep it at 35

 

[Wild Turkey]

Slowest drivers ever but will honk within a sec of a light turning

This seems like something a Karen who doesn't like fireworks would post.

 

[huskers1217]

other idiots who drive 100 MPH and weave in and out of every lane.

I feel attacked here

 

[fordman84]

Slowest drivers ever but will honk within a sec of a light turning

goddamn right. Get of your fuggin phone a GO. It's the pedal on the right, asshole!

 

[Tharvot]

I feel attacked here

I've evolved (maybe devolved) as a driver. Used to be the guy in the left lane getting mad at people for driving too slow. Now i just cruise basically at the speed limit in the right lane and get mad at people for going too fast.

Actually, i guess I'm just getting old.

 

[fordman84]

Oh hey OP, the stop sign ain't gonna turn green either. Make your stop and then go!!!

 

[huskers1217]

Oh hey OP, the stop sign ain't gonna turn green either. Make your stop and then go!!!

But 4 way stop signs are to confusing here

 

[fordman84]

But 4 way stop signs are to confusing here

first to stop is the first to go. If there is a tie then the person to your right has the right of way. If all four show up and stop and the same time then someone sack up and start their roll first and see if anyone challenges your manhood. If not then assert dominance!

 

[outofyourmind]

If all four show up and stop and the same time then someone sack up and start their roll first and see if anyone challenges your manhood. If not then assert dominance!

This is fun when you're in an F250 Super Duty
Nobody challenges you.

 

[fordman84]

This is fun when you're in an F250 Super Duty
Nobody challenges you.

Yup, biggest vehicle or hottest chick always gets the right of way.

 

[moxie]

But 4 way stop signs are to confusing here

What's so confusing about them? Hesitate for 1/10th of a second and the right of way now belongs to me.

 

[Inquisitor]

Slowest drivers ever but will honk within a sec of a light turning

Well you're always welcome to find another state to live in.

I suggest Alaska.

 

[Godstree]

This is fun when you're in an F250 Super Duty
Nobody challenges you.

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[PeoplesChicken]

What's so confusing about them? Hesitate for 1/10th of a second and the right of way now belongs to me.

You? You may be the worst driver in the history of drivership!!!!!!!!

 

[moxie]

You? You may be the worst driver in the history of drivership!!!!!!!!

Where’s my fuggin’ trophy then, burdturd?

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Where’s my fuggin’ trophy then, burdturd?

 

[moxie]

Sweet! I’ll attach to my dashboard and tailgate you