tReal Official Night Shift v68, because I can and you better love it, Mfers.

President Biden is going out with a big FUCK YOU to the orange piece of shit. Good for him.
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Holy price gouging, Batman! A room at the Capital Hilton for the inauguration is $4k (it’s $500 just for the “guest ticket with no room or other perks). You can get a room there today for about one fiddy.

This mawfk better not cancel last minute again or I’m gonna cancel HIM!
 
Holy price gouging, Batman! A room at the Capital Hilton for the inauguration is $4k (it’s $500 just for the “guest ticket with no room or other perks). You can get a room there today for about one fiddy.

This mawfk better not cancel last minute again or I’m gonna cancel HIM!
$4K? Sounds "cheap"... :rolleyes2:
 
Holy price gouging, Batman! A room at the Capital Hilton for the inauguration is $4k (it’s $500 just for the “guest ticket with no room or other perks). You can get a room there today for about one fiddy.

This mawfk better not cancel last minute again or I’m gonna cancel HIM!

The boss is going to the inauguration?
 
The boss is going to the inauguration?
To my dismay, yes. Hopefully they let him fly private so I don’t have to book some stupid ass flight that will obliterate all of MLK.
 
To my dismay, yes. Hopefully they let him fly private so I don’t have to book some stupid ass flight that will obliterate all of MLK.

Embrace the overtime. Moreover, keep track of every minute of it. No more time card reminders this year. You're on your own.
 
Rockefeller died of a heart attack in the arms of a black hooker.

"On Sunday, January 27, 1979, New Yorkers awoke to the news that Nelson Rockefeller had died of a heart attack at the age of 71 while working at his office in mid-town Manhattan. In the days ahead, as dignitaries and associates sang his praises, the actual circumstances of Rockefeller's death began to emerge: he had died in his townhouse while in the company of a young female staff assistant 45 years his junior. Her delay in calling the paramedics stirred endless speculation, leaving many questions unanswered. But one thing was certain: in death, as in life, Nelson Rockefeller had once again pushed the boundaries of the Rockefellers."
 
Embrace the overtime. Moreover, keep track of every minute of it. No more time card reminders this year. You're on your own.
Hopefully I’ll get a little extra bump for working too many consecutive days. Plus, that text at 4:30am yesterday is going to set the alarm bells off with payroll. Fuck ‘em all.

I don’t have to submit this Friday, right?
 
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