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huskers1217

huskers1217

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Something breaks.

Wife: why didn’t you get it fixed
Me: I need to spend x amount to fix it
Wife; I don’t care. Fix it!!!

Next time

Wife: why did you spend x at home depot
Me: the thing broke so I got it fixed
Wife: we don’t have the money for you to fix everything


Next time

Me: hey. This thing broke and I’m headed to Home Depot to get a part
Wife: we can’t afford that. And why do you ask me for everything you buy

Me: *cracks open a beer

Wife: you’re an alcoholic
 
Two words:

Triangle pillow. 🔺
 
Wife: we need to talk. I'm not feeling loved anymore. I feel like you don't want to be with me. We should go see a counselor. I've made the appointment for next Thursday at 4:30. I just want it to be like it was when we got married. You were always so romantic. We held hands. You told me that was I beautiful. You always made me feel special. What do you think?

Me: sure. I'll take another beer. Thanks!
 
huskers1217 said:
Something breaks.

Wife: why didn’t you get it fixed
Me: I need to spend x amount to fix it
Wife; I don’t care. Fix it!!!

Next time

Wife: why did you spend x at home depot
Me: the thing broke so I got it fixed
Wife: we don’t have the money for you to fix everything


Next time

Me: hey. This thing broke and I’m headed to Home Depot to get a part
Wife: we can’t afford that. And why do you ask me for everything you buy

Me: *cracks open a beer

Wife: you’re an alcoholic
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True story....

LOL.
 
Point at the front door and tell her.... It only swings one way from here, and that's OUT.
 
Being married is great because no one else would be so smart to tell you the trash needs taken out when you literally have it your hands walking towards the door or that a light bulb needs changing while you are on a step ladder unscrewing a blown out bulb.

I honestly don’t know how I would survive without the constant direction.
 
huskers1217 said:
Something breaks.

Wife: why didn’t you get it fixed
Me: I need to spend x amount to fix it
Wife; I don’t care. Fix it!!!

Next time

Wife: why did you spend x at home depot
Me: the thing broke so I got it fixed
Wife: we don’t have the money for you to fix everything


Next time

Me: hey. This thing broke and I’m headed to Home Depot to get a part
Wife: we can’t afford that. And why do you ask me for everything you buy

Me: *cracks open a beer

Wife: you’re an alcoholic
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huskers1217 said:
Something breaks.

Wife: why didn’t you get it fixed
Me: I need to spend x amount to fix it
Wife; I don’t care. Fix it!!!

Next time

Wife: why did you spend x at home depot
Me: the thing broke so I got it fixed
Wife: we don’t have the money for you to fix everything


Next time

Me: hey. This thing broke and I’m headed to Home Depot to get a part
Wife: we can’t afford that. And why do you ask me for everything you buy

Me: *cracks open a beer

Wife: you’re an alcoholic
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Lol. My wife don't care about money. Like literally.

I am like.... um ... honey, we needs to talk.

It's a cycle we go through ever so often.

30 years later, I still love her. Fucking heart rules out over fiscal responsibility. I am a sap.

And I don't crack beers. I got weed.
 
Wild Turkey said:
Being married is great because no one else would be so smart to tell you the trash needs taken out when you literally have it your hands walking towards the door or that a light bulb needs changing while you are on a step ladder unscrewing a blown out bulb.

I honestly don’t know how I would survive without the constant direction.
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To steal and change up one of the best movie quotes ever:

If she wouldn't have done what I told her not too do, she wouldn't be in this mess.
 
Sounds like at least one of you needs a better job.
 
Guy Incognito said:
#getadivoce
#ripgobucks
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Pouring Austin Powers GIF
 
A good marriage is fantastic.

A bad marriage is like a thousand scorpion stings then being dipped slowly into an acid bath while chewing on a box of razor blades. Then you're broke, living in a dump while fat chicks give you the eye hoping to hook you like a big fat Catfish.
 
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